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Patrick Monahan

@pattymo.com

cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy.

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So old timey poor guys in barrels with straps just couldn’t sit down huh
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Assumed that the new Beverly Hills Cop being subtitled “Axel F” meant Crazy Frog is in it. No CF appearance yet, starting to get a little worried
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Stick around, we have a great show - Longlegs is here
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Banned from guys’ poker night after bringing my brother-in-law Longlegs
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hey asshole "nice" laugh it fuckin sucks [i turn around in my seat and see that it's Tom Cruise king of the movies] oh fuck
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*extremely birthday voice* Folks,
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X-rays today confirmed that someone did not in fact eat the missing AirPods cleaner brush thing
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Guy just showed up at my house with a gun demanding that I buy a sweater polo. “I guess the daily emails weren’t enough”
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Denzel hitting the “My Man” Laugh in Ancient Rome. Powerful
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PRODUCER ON THE HAWK TUAH GIRL REALITY SHOW: Okay loving it. Now, and this is just a thought, do we think we can work a “Hawk Tuah” somewhere into this conversation
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*extremely four day weekend voice* Folks,
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VANILLA: uninspired, plebeian FRENCH VANILLA: avant-garde, sophisticated… maybe even a little dangerous??
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Watching TWISTER for the first time in forever and the Parade Of Guys in this. My god
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If you try to throw any candy other than Tootsie Rolls at a parade a guy shows up with a gun
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There’s a restaurant in Gloucester that does this great queso dip created by a guy called Gary. The dip is called Gary’s Dip. Gary left to work at another place in town, and the new place started selling the same dip. They call it Not Gary’s Dip. I think about this situation (and the dip) a lot
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Dog sleeping with their little head on your foot. So powerful
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Before and after eating way too much porridge
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I know Mondays are supposed to be easier but I’m having trouble with this one.. @pattymo.com
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Apple TV+ Presumed Innocent” 👍
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Rattled by the people I saw at this carnival eating fried dough (no sugar) with ketchup on it
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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.
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*extremely nonzero chance a hospital helicopter crashes onto the red carpet* Folks,
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Sick of these federal agencies standing between We The People and our pollutants! Thank you SCOTUS!
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hey, not the op here but i can answer your question. i dont know
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“Yeah, I’m thinkin’ I’m Glick”
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Martin Short digging up Jiminy Glick the morning after that Slate article ran
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Oh nice one of the twin knights defected to our side. Better keep him in our inner circle, considering that this doesn’t create an incredibly unique vulnerability for us or anything