Jeff Thompson

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Television Writer/Producer. I do stand-up comedy instead of therapy. If you don't recognize me I was Jeff Thompson on Twitter. 🇨🇦 🍁 No DMs Please.

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Here’s the incomparable legendary Celine Dion making her comeback at the Olympics #OpeningCeremony . Still in tears over this once in a lifetime moment of triumph. I love her. -Ricky Davila www.threads.net/@rickydavila...

Ricky Davila (@rickydavila) on Threadswww.threads.net Here’s the incomparable legendary Celine Dion making her comeback at the Olympics #OpeningCeremony . Still in tears over this once in a lifetime moment of triumph. I love her.

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The Olympics should be for true amateur athletes. Every country's team should consist of competitors picked randomly (like jury duty) who are flown across the world, handed a snowboard or a javelin and told to do their best.

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Without a doubt. The French have set a new and incredible standard for Olympic opening ceremonies. Prior to the ceremony everybody was asking how are they going to... The answer, damn well. That's how they're going to.

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This photo is from today. While I am not a medical doctor, I can assure you that there is no fucking way that a 78-year-old’s ear has healed from a wound in 10 days. None. Nada. Zilch.

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Celine Dion is singing and I'm crying. After watching her documentary, I'm stunned. She blew me away. #2024Olympics #CelineDion

Celine Fucking Dion. WOW!!! 🥰❤

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They both belong on an episode of Botched.

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The sooner people realize that Laura Loomer is batshit fucking crazy, the better off we will all be.

Laura Loomer is going after Doug Emhoff's daughter this morning for apparently having style

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Opening #Olimpic ceremony in Paris. Spectacular! I'm so proud of our #US athletes and hopeful for our country. #2024Olympics #USA

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According to Meidas Touch, Trump's support amongst black voters in Michigan is ZERO PERCENT. Even worm brain Kennedy has way more than that. 😆

Trump is going to try to win the election by contesting the results in the courts and to have his minions in congress not to certify it.

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#Politics Who did this?!?!? 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 OMG [gasp] 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

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www.dailykos.com/stories/2024... The orange ear diaper man denied knowing about Project 2025. Another LIE. He knows. The gop knows & they intend to implement it if they are elected. He will say anything to get the vote & then do exactly what he said he wouldn't. #voteblue #harrisforpresident

Disapproval for Project 2025 is skyrocketingwww.dailykos.com New polling from Navigator Research shows a rapid increase in the number of Americans who say they have heard of Project 2025 , the Heritage Foundation’s authoritarian plan for ...

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www.dailykos.com/stories/2024... Like I would believe a word from his white nationalist mouth. He's denying it b/c of the bad publicity it generated & maybe b/c of plummeting profits at Tesla. Connected? Probably. He'll still give tfg the money just not so publicly. #twitter #musk

Why Elon Musk suddenly wants to mask his Trump supportwww.dailykos.com During a live-streamed interview Monday evening, Tesla CEO Elon Musk said that he will not be donating millions of dollars every month to Donald Trump, rejecting reports like one that appeared in ...

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Such a joy to be on CANADIAN news for the first time I slam Trump for being a coward and backing out of the debate with VP Harris What a treason weasel Now he’s stuck with JD Vance who’s a raging misogynist and whom no one likes Tough luck, Donnie! -Lindy Li www.threads.net/@lindy_li/po...

Lindy Li (@lindy_li) on Threadswww.threads.net Such a joy to be on CANADIAN news for the first time I slam Trump for being a coward and backing out of the debate with VP Harris What a treason weasel Now he’s stuck with JD Vance who’s a raging.....

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🚨NEW: As wildfires devastate California and Alberta, bad faith takes are running rampant on social media. What you might not realize, though, is that we’re not dealing with classic cIimate deniaI anymore. And this new kind of denial is sneakier than ever:

Rachel Gilmore on Instagram: "🚨NEW: As wildfires devastate California and Alberta, bad faith takes are running rampant on social media. What you might not realize, though, is that we’re not dealing w...www.instagram.com 45 likes, 0 comments - r.gilmore on July 26, 2024: "🚨NEW: As wildfires devastate California and Alberta, bad faith takes are running rampant on social media. What you might not realize, though, is th...

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JD’s milkshake brings all the La-Z-Boys to the yard.

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Donald Trump (retiree, rapist & convicted felon from Mar-a-Lago) has now met with both Viktor Orbán (PM of Hungary) and Bibi Netanyahu (PM of Israel). So I think it’s worth asking again — and seriously — what exactly do we have the Logan Act for if it’s not enforced?

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Golden statues of notable women rising out of the Seine, to be offered to Paris after Olympics Opening Ceremonies. Lovely.

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BKA: Agenda47! Stay focused. This is real and very scary if it comes to fruition.

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When they go low, we fuck them up.

Things Trump will bitch about: The Olympics Opening Ceremonies Jill Biden Being in Paris The American Athletes

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Well now it’s gotta be true… Doctors never lie.

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In the three hours since I posted 👇 another 6.5 million dollars has been raised. People across America are answering the call. Join the Harris campaign to help ensure that We Are Not Going back. kamalaharris.com

ICYMI: Yesterday, 164,000 white women joined the Harris campaign in a Zoom meeting. They raised over 2 million dollars. #AnswerTheCall2024

Kamala Harris for Presidentkamalaharris.com Together, we can finish the job for the American people. Are you with us? Join our campaign to elect Kamala Harris today!

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The Refugee Team representing 100 million displaced people enters The Olympics. Bravo to France for coming up with boat entries on The Seine, headed for The Eiffel Tower. Can't wait for The Opening Ceremony tonight!

Bravo France! Magnifique! This opening video is so fucking good.

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My dance style ranges from white girl at a pool party to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow. 🫠

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Trump only fought for the wealthy, corporations, and himself when he was president. If you suddenly think that he's going to fight for you, seek help now because you’re fucking delusional.