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Ernie Luckman

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I’ll die before I surrender, Tim.
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It feels a bit silly to get mad at one system of plutocracy for replacing another system of plutocracy.
Here's the thing. If a bunch of rich people manage to bully the party into kicking out the *elected candidate* and replace him with literally anyone and we go into the election with a person chosen by a bunch of rich people that nobody had a chance to vote for our democracy is already dead.
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JD Vance looks like if someone cursed a garbage pail kid with sentience. He’s somehow weirder than Trump. If the Dems ran anyone who could stay up past 8:30 this would be a slam dunk race.
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I would generally suggest people not express opinions in writing about their view of whether presidential assassination attempts should have been successful.
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An excellent press conference my liege.
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Post nut clarity, now in a soft drink.
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my straight boyfriend bought a few pairs of slutty little short shorts and now he's getting so many targeted ads for gay men. "show off your thighs this Pride month!" his thighs do look great in the gay shorts though
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She had the morals of an alley cat And the legs to match
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Me explaining the plot of The Prestige
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You know who you are
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Blood and cheese? In this economy?
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Both historically accurate and on point. A rare combo for the tired "Trolley Problem" gag.
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It should’ve been a parking lot
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I was supposed to be working out but my view had other plans.
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Me pretending to be totally normal when my gringa girlfriend makes food too spicy for me.
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Me supporting King Aegon II
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“Ernie Luckman was just a lowly reply guy.” “No just a reply guy.”
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Michael, you are blind. It wasn’t a miscarriage. It was an abortion. An abortion, Michael. Just like our marriage is an abortion. Something that’s medically necessary and should be easily accessible.
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Do you really think you can ski? Free?
Wrong guesses only
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