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My favorite thing connected to this is how upset Dennis Miller got about her making fun of Donald Trump and was like oh boy watch out for some of my patented epic burns, I just need a few days but they’re going to destroy her, and we’re still waiting six years later
I keep thinking about what the White House correspondents did to Michelle Wolf, and fuck them all.
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Nerd ass voice: ummmhmmmm how do you do madame, once my research is complete you shall be shamed
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folks, the jokes write themselves (staring straight ahead as the sun sets and rises, seasons pass, civilizations are born and then crumble)
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Turns out the jokes do write themselves and also wanted nothing to do with him
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He couldn’t find a writer willing to do it
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Watching people pester Dennis Miller daily about when he was going to burn Michelle Wolf is one of my happy Twitter memories.
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Honestly this is as relatable as I have ever found Dennis Miller
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I’ll get to that… Wednesday? Yeah that’s like forever from now. Certainly by then.
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It sounds kind of like that's supposed to be the joke itself, but since he's not funny either way... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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The jokes don’t even need to be funny, they just need to be “brutally mean”. That’s way easier than funny. This is just good old relatable laziness.
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I definitely didn't think that at the time, I guess I enjoyed the pile-on, but thank you because it's obviously the intent and now I feel a bit silly.
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I wouldn't feel bad, his whole schtick for the past 20+ years has been making esoteric quips that 1) nobody gets, and 2) aren't funny even when they're explained. And like this, is usually indistinguishable from just being a weirdo.
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Last time he was actually funny, Poppy Bush was President
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I just love how brutally embarrassing this is. “I can’t come up with anything now, but I’ll get there! Just you wait!”
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Hey there chacha choo choo cha boogie I haven’t seen a post cut this deep since Martin Luther babe
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My husband once walked out of a Dennis Miller “comedy” routine at a local club for being nothing hit a giant asshole, and when Miller tried to heckle him on the way out Husband Unit heckled him back WORSE.
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* nothing but I suck at proofreading.
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There's been a lot of backlash against "don't punch down", but Dennis Miller's later career is an excellent illustration of why it's such good advice: irrespective of ethics or morality, punching down very quickly stops being funny, and you lose fans until only assholes are left.
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Miller will make "jokes" based on references to things that went out of existence 40+ years ago.
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His descent is embarrassing to watch.
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Got tickets to see her in a couple weeks, she’s the greatest.
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As I recall he did make a response insult tweet, and it was remarkably lame. It contained a "cross reference" or two, and wasn't funny at all. Just a dead carp on a plate. It exposed how empty his cross-reference comedy was, made him look more outdated. He may have deleted it.
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I *think* his bit was supposed to be that she's a nobody who he's never heard of so he'll have to do some research before saying anything about her, but if so it absolutely doesn't land.
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Wait, was this tweet *not* intended to be self satire about his profession and how they reacted to her jokes? Oh dear god.
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Probably was, he was just a bit too clever for most.
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Letting that tweet hang for eight years is the best bit he’s done in decades.
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Wednesday is always just a few days away
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Miller is an unfunny version of chronically-irritated Larry David.