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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6 days
I think the funniest person to replace Biden would be Michael Dukakis. Feel he has more to give.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6 days
Ironically that election was the first big Biden screw up where he got caught plagiarizing some Labour Party guy. He was the young rebellious 46 year old Biden
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Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 6 days
the biden we have now is a lot better than that one anyway.
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Duncan Deeznutz @parasocialista.bsky.social · 6 days
Ditto for Mitch McConnell
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Adm Naismith @admnaismith.bsky.social · 6 days
He never plagiarized. Biden acknowledged Neal Kinnock everytime he quoted or referred to similar policies, except for one speech.
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Owen, Bottom 10% on OF @oweraj.bsky.social · 6 days
This is true. The plagiarism story was a classic case of media screwing Democrats to prove to the right they aren’t biased.
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Hildy Johnson @itshildy.bsky.social · 6 days
All I'm saying is that everybody loves Weird Al.
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 6 days
Plus Jon Lovitz will getthe all- imperative call from Lorne: "You're needed, Mr. President."
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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 6 days
Finally all these surplus Rock Us Dukakis bumper stickers I've been sitting on will be relevant again
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Puma Kowanbet @pantheropologist.bsky.social · 6 days
Paul F. Tompkins would be funnier, and probably more competent.
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J.D. Connor @jdconnor.bsky.social · 6 days
I, Cake Boss (cake boss), do sholemnly shwear,
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Puma Kowanbet @pantheropologist.bsky.social · 6 days
[Al A. Peterson voice] Former President Trump, Ivanka is a clumsy portmanteau, and you should be ashamed, you creep! [AAP voice, cont'] Yes, moderator, I know that it is a nickname, but I'm not sure he does, anymore. Also, he is a creep.
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 6 days
Dukakis was hella competent! Except at driving tanks. He refused to quit his day job as governor of Massachusetts or take time off to campaign, so he was before the times on remote campaigning.
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toilet sloth @truebe.horse · 6 days
Oh yeah this guy for sure has the energy this election cycle needs…
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Joshua Joy Kamensky @joshksky.bsky.social · 6 days
my first response to this was thinking it wouldn't work because he died, but he's not dead, he just stopped accepting donated turkey carcasses www.wbur.org/news/2020/11...
Mike Dukakis Is No Longer Accepting Turkey Carcasseswww.wbur.org In 2015, former Massachusetts Governor Michael Dukakis went viral for collecting turkey carcasses. The exposure made it hard for the tradition to continue.
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 6 days
A) I can comfortably go to sleep knowing that nothing on the internet will be better than this tonight 2) they scold everyone about not giving Dukakis turkey carcasses and making soup, and then they don’t give us the recipe? Come on!
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Kevin @kja.bsky.social · 6 days
Gary Hart is waiting in the wings
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Mid century Moderne @ultralib.bsky.social · 6 days
LOVE me some Mike Dukakis.
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 6 days
I hope King Inslee keeps running for president.
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@gomijacogeo.bsky.social · 6 days
How can you say that when Jimmy Carter is still with us?