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If Barron isn't waking up every morning thinking, "Maybe today's the day his heart pops!" then he's even more gormless than he looks. Mark my words: after his dad dies, Barron Trump is going to publish an absolute barn burner of a memoir I cannot believe this is real [standing in a sand trap at Doral] My desert. My Arrakis. My Dune. You can really see the Trump DNA stripping away any boyish handsomeness. From everything I've heard the only thing he's good at is growing an extra foot. Thought this was Tom Cruise for a second. I wouldn’t want an eleven foot tall dude mad at me. The trick is to carry around a sling, tall guys hate those You know I would never vanquish you by defying the statistical odds in such a way that our tale becomes a parable, boo Oh my god that made him grow six more inches! You could power a federal supermax with that much copium. They want him to become political Patrick Bateman so badly.
Gonna make a nice meal with this copypasta. Could you imagine what HE has seen his father do? 
