Amalthea 🏳️‍⚧️

Amalthea 🏳️‍⚧️

@amaltheagaskey.bsky.social

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Non-binary (any pronouns)
Bi | Kink+
TTRPG, music, coding and video games
I’m not autistic, I’m auti-sick 🤘
Really just two trench coats wearing a kid

Currently playing: 🎮 Lies of P 🤥

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(Stefan voice) There’s a brand new club that’s all the rave. It’s got everything: Awkward transbians skulking in the corner 8 types of energy drink on tap A DJ who plays 4hr sets of nothing but vocaloid and nightcore remixes

hmm

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Ada 🏳️‍⚧️ (0x520)

When the het dude gets embarrassed he’s aroused by you; call that a straight flush

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that's mrs. faggot to you

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Sage 🏳️‍⚧️

bro idk how to tell you this, but learning how to take pictures where you look good is a completely normal thing. i know every time you look in the mirror you see a horrorshow, but i promise that’s just because you need to shave your neckbeard & shower.

Cis long distance best friend told me they understood why we had such a good friendship; it was the kind of best girlfriend she hadn’t gotten in a while. So I’ll be up on my cloud for the rest of the day, no calls thank you.

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I want everyone to think about what Trump will do with explicit absolute immunity from prosecution and the full power of the presidency of the United States of America those are the stakes in November, full stop

look i'll be clear, I will be voting, and encouraging everyone I know to do the same, against donald trump and the end of democracy in this country in november. I do not care if that means i'm voting for a man who is literally dead.

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Hearing that the new supreme court ruling would legalize assassination. Terrifying. Imagine if we lived in a country where uniformed officers of the state could just kill people and never face consequences

Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory Taking of Pelham 123 Nightmare on Elm Street Invasion of the Body Snatchers Rocky Horror Picture Show Blade Runner Jennifer’s Body Jaws Disney’s Hunchback of ND About a Boy The Shining Hedwig and the Angry Inch The Birdcage I Saw the TV Glow Goldeneye

list 15 films.

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*sighs incredibly heavily while redownloading tinder*

Spun up a NAS server I made from a Raspverry Pi in 4 hours! I’ll upgrade the storage cause I only had a 16Gb thumb drive on hand but hopefully I’ll be able to store most of my media soon.

Donner Party in the USA

Donner Party Hard

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Properly watching venture bros for the first time and it’s fun

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normalize being trans and having friends who aren’t banging you

babytrans girlie ur so beautiful abd precious these early years are so scary and exciting but believe me sis u dont gotta fuck every trans girl u meet u can just be friends and chill like girl u need friends not fuck buddies

Making “…as an official act” the lefty version of “…in Minecraft” is a small joy I’ll take in these trying times

The come down from Pride is not helping me deal with this 4 hour meeting.

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Pretty Girls Do Ugly Things

July is gay gluttony month, treat yourself to carbs queen

next month is gay uhhhhhhh greed month

Showing plastic surgeons a photo of Kat Dennings and telling them get to work!

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍⚧️💖💜💙

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Look, all I’m saying is that if there is a second debate and we all know the location, there is a single solution to both of the problems.

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Emma/Tay (Cumslutress) 🏳️‍⚧️

Polycule but it’s just a group of fuckbuddies who play Civ5 all the time.

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A fan that doesn’t oscillate is essentially the same thing as a selfish lover. Blow the entire room or don’t waste my time!

Watching a trans girl bounce between her two gfs to other women on the dance floor and back; your a true inspiration queen👑

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Ok I know ai is bad but hear me out: What if we just told him he won, and just give him a 24/7 ai news feed saying he won, and now the golf course is the White House now and every so often people ask him what to do with America and then we just feed those answers into the ai news thing?

Damn, on top of a great comedic actor, he was a pretty good guitarist. RIP Martin, loved you Clue and Danny Phantom.

Martin Mull, comic actor of ‘Clue,’ ‘Roseanne’ and ‘Arrested Development,’ has died

Martin Mull, Comic Actor of 'Clue,' 'Roseanne' and 'Arrested Development,' Dies at 80www.thewrap.com Martin Mull, best known for his roles in "Clue," "Roseanne" and "Arrested Development," died Thursday at age 80.

Martin Mull featuring Glen Campbell - Licks Off Of Records (1980)www.youtube.com Martin Mull and Glen Campbell performing Mull's "Licks Off Of Records" on The Tom and Dick Smothers Brothers Special II.

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without exaggeration, this is the worst thing I have ever seen in the political world and I was a child in Pennsylvania when Budd Dwyer held office

No I did not watch the debate, it’s a rerun I’ve already see this episode.

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Six has never taken a picture of himself holding a fish.

because the weird neckbeard guys debating the merits of Proudhon vs Lenin vs Chomsky vs Deng are all about one ad hominem away from rage cranking their hogs on chatroulette.

Learned manual on a motorcycle. So I can fuck AND take a beating

can you drive a manual transmission vehicle? Or Do You Not Fuck ?