i'll often see someone on here who doesn't follow me, and that's absolutely your prerogative. but i have lawyers, they're very good lawyers, and i will see you in court
PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 15:
“THAT’S NOT ENTIRELY ACCURATE”
a study of the 1996 summer blockbuster Independence Day and the most annoying character in the history of cinema
44 minutes | color
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here's a quick tour of the studio setup i use whenever i'm a third-wheel podcast guest. this is the onboard mic on my laptop. over here is the chair i sit in that's eight feet away. here's the router still using 2013 firmware that puts me on a 3-second delay and makes me step on everyone's jokes
i wouldn’t call my bluesky account my primary revenue driver but i’d estimate it’s generated between $12 and $14 million so far. there’s obviously growth potential but that’s about where you want it to be at the one-year mark, so i’m not at all worried about it
some interesting numbers entering tonight's debate:
38%
33%
77% (+/- 3 points)
18% among likely voters and unlikely voters
31% among likely voters AND unlikely voters
54% among those surveyed
(margin of error: %, source: 87%)
at this point i've just started blocking everyone who says that the balloon boy incident was a hoax. i think he's still up there. i think that he's 20 years old and he needs our help
whenever i encounter tedious bluesky drama i prefer not to take part in it. it's best if i just hang back, take exhaustive and detailed notes, and then in a year or two make a documentary about it
i've been sitting in the bluesky argument lobby for half an hour now. all i want is a quick match. i'll argue over literally anything and take any side of the argument. earlier i started arguing that cleaning up litter is fascist and my opponent abandoned the match two minutes in. these servers suck
if you've written a book that's listed on goodreads, be on the lookout for a slight bump in your rating over the next couple days. it looks like they're in the process of deleting the thousands of one-star reviews i've left that say "i don't feel like reading a book right now." why? who knows
people will share all sorts of different tips and tricks for how to season your keyboard. i can tell you the method that works for me: eat some potato chips right before you start typing. over time your keyboard will take on a natural sheen that will make your writing deeper and more complex
in the mid-90s it was perfectly normal for 11-year-olds to walk around wearing t-shirts that said stuff like "YO! /webSTRs /ˈdikSHəˌnerē/ SAYS the /:definition/ of YOU is to SHUT UP!" i don't think anything going on today is much weirder than that
