Jon Bois: at this point i've just started blocking everyone who says that the balloon boy incident was a hoax. i think he's still up there. i think that he's 20 years old and he needs our help

at this point i've just started blocking everyone who says that the balloon boy incident was a hoax. i think he's still up there. i think that he's 20 years old and he needs our help

sending him up rotisserie chickens tied to helium balloons for food

i sent up an ipad preloaded with the blade trilogy. i hope he gets it

Slipping in a copy of Up.

pretty sure he's got that covered

Developing the first hot air balloon food truck, rotisserie fed directly by the burner for the balloon

did he ever return, no he never returned, and his fate is still unlearned

I disagree. I think he’s a menace and the Air Force should engage immediately

I think they already did. That "Chinese spy balloon" they downed was actually balloon boy.

The Traitorous Floating Boy has finally met his maker

Balloon boy learned how to time travel and upgraded to the Hindenburg

You should buy InfoWars

This is him now

That poor man.

I hope he knows there are still some heroes advocating for him down on the ground

He feeds on lost airdrops and sky plankton

Dude.

he has already passed into legend and song 🫡

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No no, that’s just Boris and Natasha. They got thrown back to the beginning of the movie.

Ask him to get my frisbee off the roof.

even if you think balloon boy is a hoax (he’s not) I think we can all agree that we need to reject the current state of hoaxes where all of them are fabricated by the world’s stupidest billionaires

Sky Jason Voorhees

I think he is up there and he has a wife.

hes been living entirely off of sucking moisture off the wicker basket and eating crows for like a decade now

soundgarden voice: balloon man

"come together with your scams"

speaking of - just the other day I watched that Pretty Good on Larry Walters. thanks for sharing that story, it was really moving.

Mr Gorbachev, shoot down that balloon!

I’m in, how can I help

And what about the old man and dog who are with him?

Imagining him having a Wilson volleyball situation but with the balloon itself

If he's not up there then whose safe return have I been praying for all of these years? Riddle me that, naysayers!

jon he's acclimated to living in the lower atmosphere, leave him alone

I hear he sustains himself on dew he licks off the balloons and the eggs of birds who have nested in his chair.

Why do you think he needs our help? Have you looked around, he’s probably happy as a clam, assuming he has adequate snacks. Tbh I volunteer to swap

What wonders has he seen beyond our comprehension? Only The Balloon Man knows

you mean this one right

He's halfway to the heaviside layer by now. Balloon boy is extremely jellicle.

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