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i've been sitting in the bluesky argument lobby for half an hour now. all i want is a quick match. i'll argue over literally anything and take any side of the argument. earlier i started arguing that cleaning up litter is fascist and my opponent abandoned the match two minutes in. these servers suck
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I can't argue with you until you've paid.
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Using the concept of ownership is fascist, buddy.
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If your cat made you write this, blink twice
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Ingrid Newkirk wants to be made into Impossible Burgers when she dies for realsies. How is this bad news for Joe Biden?
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"Monty Python's Flying Circus," S3, "Argument Clinic" (1972)
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You can use water in the shampoo bottle for almost a week before you actually need more. *Slow close up of Philip Jay Fry narrowing his eyes, because the GIFs aren't working again*
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i fucking hate literally all cuisines
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Gouda (cheese) is Dutch colonial oppression
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Care to meet me over in "Pistachio ice cream is an appetizer, actually"?
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alright I’d argue that if Jon Bois was a baseball player he’d only bunt. everyone yelling at him swing, swing ya big galoot but no, he’d just be there bunting
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America went to hell when we lost Radio Shack
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Hey Jon if I work out every other day am I working out four days per week?
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Your match making rating is just too high.
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look at this person thinking someone *owes* them engagement,
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[Eyes narrowing] Say, are you one of those commies in the 'debtor' class?
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Have you tried expanding your rating range or choosing a more popular time control?
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NYC v. Anywhere Else: Go.
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obviously you should be in Philly next question but honestly stay there
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thats just a longer way to say "united states"
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Well, there are a few "other" places.
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Alternatively, a few other "places."
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Boy, I see what @jonbois.bsky.social means. You guys are way too civil!
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I don't even know what an uncivil reply would look like!
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Well, there's your problem. You're expecting PvP behavior in a PvE server that doesn't have friendly fire enabled. This isn't Twitter/X, you know.
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I don't know what corners of the sky you're living in, Chuck, but this past week. This past week Chuck! It's friendly. It's fire.
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I'm currently under a bridge homeless with my mother and her service dog and in an hour or so a cop threatened to kick me out of here with no vehicle to go anywhere with. I think I know a hostile environment where I see it. ; v;
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I dunno what to say to that! If you're doing a bit then I'm sorry I didn't get it, and if you're not, well I'm just sorry.
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No, it's genuinely not a bit, the part about being homeless. Just finding a way to cope with it with humor to keep from going crazy with grief about it.
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I shouldn't be this amused but here I am
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Devs have already shifted focus to Bluesky Argument '25. They just want your $60.
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hi jon lets argue about the new position player pitching rules
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I disagree with your entire premise!!
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Arguing people no matter what is Marxist-Leonist, which we no always leads to disaster!
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SHIT THE HELL. UP JON
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they were probably built in your satisfactory factory
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true or false: chicago is an exurb of new york city?