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Today I encountered the single worst feature I have ever seen on an allegedly legitimate web site: A pop-up demand to allow the site to push notifications to your computer "to prove you are human." Someone needs to go to hell for that one, as painfully as possible.
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This like one step away from “prove you are not a robot by flashing me”
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Thinking once again of the I, Robot short story where an incredibly efficient and effective lawyer running for mayor has to prove he's not a robot by violating one of the three laws, so he wins over the electorate by punching a constituent.
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Thank you for not spoiling the story.
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“If you’re a cop, you have to tell me.”
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And remember, cops can’t lie.
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“Show us you’re not a robot by sending nudes”
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I'm clicking in the little box To remove the website locks I am not a robot I am not a robot
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Didn't some dirtbag author basically run this scam on some booktok-ers?
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"Prove you are human by saying 'you can't shout fire in a crowded theater'"
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Intriguing, fellow human. You have a different number of fingers, hands, and arms in each of these pictures.
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Kind of an intrusive hurdle to subscribing to your new blog, by the way.
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Jeffrey Toobin really whiffed on the greatest excuse ever.
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Your visceral reaction to this offense proved your humanity; the system works. A robot, having no guts, would accept the indignity.
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You only say that because you are uncertain of your own humanity. Prove that you are not 3 cats in a human suit.
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There are three cats in the Scalzi household COINCIDENCE?!?!?!???!??!!!!!!??!?!?
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How about a cat in a business suit?
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Prove it. I've never seen more than one cat in a pic.
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Not QUITE sure what you mean, but we have 3 cats in our household also 😻❤️🐈‍⬛
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Who could possibly even *want* to disprove such a theory?
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Anyone who clicks to allow that is a bot.
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When web sites tell you to fuck off, fuck off.
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I've recently seen news websites in the EU (from established newspapers) saying you have to accept third party cookies in order to read the site for free OR pay 1€ a day to read the news 🙃 As a way to get around the EU law forcing them to allow people to opt-out of non-essential cookies.
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To be human is to suffer. As a pop-up.
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It was a test, if you allow it, you are ejected from the site. (You still get the notifications though).
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“Prove to us that you’re human by being actively annoyed”
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I promise I don't have to go to any website so badly that I would accept notifications from it.
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"Prove you are human by making a burrito no human should eat."
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To be fair I did fail one of the “prove you’re not a robot” tests the other day
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I fail them routinely: That corner of that image has part of that bike among the bikes I’m meant identify! I refuse to kowtow to what they want me to answer that does not reflect reality!
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I often fail that type just because of how tiny the pics are vs. the specificity of the instructions. "Which of these photographs contains exactly 11 palladium atoms?" Fk off, I'd HAVE to be a robot to see that.
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Sounds like malware to me ...
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If that means human, I don't want to be human.
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I dunno John. We still need to consider whomever added social media features to our smartphone text apps. I mean, I honestly, I do, absolutely want to see pictures of our cousin Linda’s new granddaughter. But I don’t care if our sister-in-law “likes” the photo
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Did it ask you to find every image with motorcycles or traffic lights? If so, I'm with you.
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May they develop chronic, incurable shingles in their most intimate regions.
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Oh man f that! And yes… STRAIGHT TO HELL.
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Proves the apocalypse is upon us.
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Have you forgotten about those home pages that used huge imagemap graphics? You couldn't see the main navigation menu or what to click on until the entire image loaded--back in the days of dial-up!
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Humans despise push notifications, send the bureaucrating bot straight to hell
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run. its a data harvester
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"Only a human would be silly enough to agree to this!"
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Getting ugly close to 'drink your verification can of soda'.