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Can you hear still Trump?
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hey the 90s called, it's a collect call
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I get all my parenting advice from Taco Bell sauce packets.
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Sling us a dong, you're the dildo man, sling us a dong tonight 🎶
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What’s the cheapest hotel in the US that has bidets? Travel pooping is a bummer now that I’m used to these things
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I recycle my La Croix cans so I can buy more La Croix to then recycle to get more money and then
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Ok I took my drugs why am I not better
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And there are still kind people out there
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If only we could learn to fuck each other and not fuck each other.
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“there’s two kinds of laws, honey. one for the rich & one for the poor’
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God he sounds like such a spoiled little baby here
It is comically irresponsible how the news media claims Trump is a "changed man" and "somber" and "serene" and "adopting a new tone"
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CEO and founder of your mom
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Oh that’s my dead room not living room
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return to a time when we understood that just because a person’s reply wasn’t entirely sufficient, it doesn’t make our own position empirically correct figuring out truth or what’s best isn’t one & done it’s ongoing with mutual desire for the correct outcome & it doesn’t involve memes & screenshots
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Of course people are constantly anthropomorphising their cats. After all, who ever really knows what the hell they're thinking?
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It's also a way to try to stop the verbal attacks on Trump. I hate the fucking MSM.
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Trump isn’t more popular after the assassination attempt. What you *are* hearing is propaganda meant to demoralize you.
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all of us have to go into the woods in the rain and dance and speak old words today
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So true! We know the GOP wants to keep ‘em stupid.
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the guy just dropped the price on the guitar i've been lusting after for months😐 & i still can't afford it even though it's a crazy low price...it's a '66 gibson TG-O tenor, i had the 6 string version of this but had to sell it when i lost 40Gs on a job...it's 650...i'd better win on a scratcher🤣
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I’m getting the terrible feeling as I watch history unfold everyday, that in the future, this time may be referred to by historians as the “Early post-Americana” period 🤦‍♂️
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Just a reminder : When the final analysis of the kill count in #Gaza comes out every single fool who ever said “it’s not a genocide” will be proven incorrect.
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if JD Vance was a debt collectors his memoir would have been named billbilly elegy
if jd vance was a fish person his memoir would have been named gillbilly elegy