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Published photographer and writer. Ramen enthusiast.

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Got a package in the mail for Virgil Texas. It was a DVDR of Burnout 3 will all the music replaced with the Daily Show laugh track.

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Our yearly guest-fest Xmas in June comes to an end with KC Green @kcg.bsky.social - we're talkin' Dr. Disrespect, AtomFilms, the Toys R Us AI ad, Teen Mom shows, The Sopranos, Mullet Madjack, Shadows of the Erdtree and a proposal that killed Pride. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

it's like @kcg.bsky.social knows exactly how we're gonna be talkin' tonight on @48minutesofdogs.bsky.social...

@48minutesofdogs | Linktree48minutesofdogsbarking.com A podcast about the internet

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but whosoever shall deny me before men, i will deny before my father (lowers sunglasses) which is in heaven btw

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“We believe some of these students might have been rolling up characters using five, maybe even six dice.”

Seriously this needs to become a meme. I want one of him holding Foucault

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one of the best parts of food is the flavor

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writing a beloved 80s kids comedy, and the personality of one of the kids is "fat," his habits are "eat," and his name is "double cheeseburger"

Only 2 more sessions left on my Beau is Afraid sleeve.

Tom Green sneaking into a country club and asking the members "Why are children going hungry in Palestine?" over and over in an increasingly weird voice while pointing a gun at his own head.

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my nuts HATE each other

My ex was terminally online in a way that was kind of odd to me. I'm terminally online, but I like to go outside and be apart of the world. The internet was seemingly where a lot of her socializing went on. That's fine, but we were both adults in our 30s and it felt a bit like arrested development.

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get ready to throw a penguin at your stereo - on today's @48minutesofdogs.bsky.social, @ishotguydebord.bsky.social and I are talkin Yuga Labs, Ian Miles Cheong, Rachel Dolezal, Italian Spiderman, the Apple Vision Pro, 1 Guy 1 C*ck and much more. 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

@48minutesofdogs | Linktree48minutesofdogsbarking.com A podcast about the internet

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Sex gifs

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adding to the previous, my podcast with @ishotguydebord.bsky.social is called 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking and it's about current internet events, crypto scams, shock sites and the Old Internet. New episode is out today with filmmaker Stryker Spurlock - 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

@48minutesofdogs | Linktree48minutesofdogsbarking.com A podcast about the internet

On new meds, taking the most insane shits. Feeling like I'm the Warhol of BMs right now.

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it's time folks, in today's @48minutesofdogs.bsky.social, @ishotguydebord.bsky.social and I ponder the meaning of Drake eating fried rice out of a toilet and many more meaningful questions. Confused? Join us : 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

48minutesofdogs - Latest Podcast, Contact Links48minutesofdogsbarking.com A podcast about the internet

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I took a ride on the Death Machine, I got a Kokopelli Face Tattoo, I photographed @ajjtheband.bsky.social at Delmar Hall. theartsstl.com/concert-revi...

Concert review: AJJ w/ Open Mike Eagle, Sad Park, and Foot Ox | 08.27.23, Delmar Hall (with photo ga...theartsstl.com It feels so rare for a city like St. Louis these days to get a stacked bill like this one, and I was incredibly excited when it was announced that AJJ would be returning to Delmar Hall August 27th,…

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you’re not horny you yearn for the mines

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One day a rain is gonna come and wash away all the Scum

I took a ride on the Death Machine, I got a Kokopelli Face Tattoo, I photographed @ajjtheband.bsky.social at Delmar Hall. theartsstl.com/concert-revi...

Skeeting like it's 2011 on the other site: Why's there a dog in the club next to the pillar of wasp eggs? #ominousevents #justteenthingd

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Our thoughts and behaviors are so terribly broken from consumer capitalism. Being present is a gift of consciousness and it's been all but erased and replaced by financializing what would otherwise be good feelings.

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it genuinely pisses me off how hard it is for people in society to embrace the creative endeavours they dream of. for the first time in my life i’m not living paycheck to paycheck and for the first time i feel as though i can be creative. imagine the art we’d have if didn’t live in capitalism

passing the bank teller a note that says "its leo szn bb" and they start to shake and tell me "please sir, i have a family"

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today's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking features myself and @ishotguydebord.bsky.social ruminating on catturd2 - https://make.headliner.app/download/c046dd02-94ef-41f1-a764-f54c2d700b87

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I have so many kisses for everyone

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Am I Bluesky Twink

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in 2009 you used to be able to post "pussy look like a ham buger" and they would give you a show on tv. now you have to post 200 tick tocks of you trying to leg sweep people at the super market

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rotating a Gay NFT in my mind