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Oh awesome everything wasn’t crazy and disturbing enough yet.
Let’s all help by speculating wildly.
I plan to spend the rest of the weekend typing out posts and then deleting them before posting.
I watched my in-laws instantly fabricate the theory that Richard Simmons was the ... failed assassin?? A marvel to behold
For real? Cuz that one's really outta left field.
CHECK THE GRASSY KNOLL!!11!!
Obviously a false flag operation. Things haven’t been going his way and they need something to rile up the culties who were starting to lose their faith.
Yeah, probably not but that’s their playbook, right?
Would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
It would be irresponsible not to help -- Margaret "Peggy" Noonan
I heard it was George W Bush's pretzel, back to try again. #ReliableSource
It’s really the least we can do.
Three words: Crooked Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Four words.
Four words: Crooked Hillary Rodman-Clinton.
She would’ve tea-bagged his corpse, too.
That sounds like what Groucho might’ve said!
It can always get crazier and even more disturbing.
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I like to be helpful like that.
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