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what are we doing here? he accidentally said million instead of billion and then immediately knew it and corrected himself. he didn’t “flub a line” and then “make an effort to correct himself,” he did the speaking equivalent of a typo that you know you’ve made and instantly correct
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ironically i screwed it up - he said billion instead of trillion. starting to think i’ll never be president
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I'm sorry I have to ask you to delete your account. The donors are panicking, you see.
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he could have avoided this whole mess by simply wishing each of them a special presidential happy birthday
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I wish Biden could be more responsible when speaking in public, maybe by encouraging his supporters to inject bleach or something. You know, cognitively sound thinking.
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Also, you are already my president, Andrew.
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Working on the articles of impeachment as we speak
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I do kind of feel bad (not too bad cuz whatever) but Biden gets dragged for normal human error because people have put him under a microscope. Meanwhile Trump is bragging he’s smart because he asked a batshit shark hypothetical. Like come on
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I missed the word “jillion” in Spelling Bee, these things happen
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people are saying you make more and more mistakes like this
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Maybe you shouldn’t schedule any skeets after 4:00 pm EDT.
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Sorry about the early onset dementia, andy™️. Tough break there.
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very concerning for your cognitive ability
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lol, I just came to tease you for that. Cognitive issues andy? Whoa, you need to have someone take your car keys away.😊
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And here I thought you did that on porpoise.
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You could always run as a Republican!
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Oh my gods he did that thing I already do twenty five times per day, am I a dementia
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Also "made an effort to correct himself" no, fucker, he immediately corrected himself
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Not to mention, people regard “billion” and “trillion” the way they do “gazillion” and “Brazilian” nowadays. I don’t think most people have a handle on how much more a billion is than a million
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a million seconds is 11 days a billion seconds is 31 years
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If someone is asking you to hold your breath that long, it doesn't make any difference. People have no intuitive grasp of big numbers.
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Thank you for that unasked for information.
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It was only for most people.
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How long is a trillion seconds?
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a million dollars in $20s is 110 lb but a million in $100s is 22 lb and fits nicely in a duffel bag
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The difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars is about a billion dollars.
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Trump would say that he got NATO allies to cut a check to the US for eleventy katrillion dollars and the press would be like “Trump reiterates challenge to NATO members to increase funding”
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Lol, exactly. Imagine if the press hyperventilated over every mistake, lie, flub, violent threat, and bit of hate speech coming out of Trump's mouth in each speech he gives.
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I truly hate these motherfuckers. I have never hated anyone in my life, but I hate these fucking assholes with the heat of 1,000 suns. I hope every single one of them suffers excruciating muscle spasms in the middle of the night for the rest of their lives.
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If I submitted that text as copy to this outlet in an interview it would be cleaned up in a way that would actually make me feel embarrassed to have turned it in as such
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Oh you didn't see the new updated DSM? Says that if you ever do this, and go back and correct a verbal flub, you're to be committed to an insane asylum. It's a sign of early onset insanity. Sorry, can only choose from unicorn candidates now.
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I think people made too much of the debate performance being entirely a media invention. But this kind of thing is exactly why it’s not crazy. No sane person watching someone speak holds that against them. This kinda shit *is* pure media invention. It’s bullshit. It’s nonsense.
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All the time they spend nitpicking Biden's stutter is time they don't have to waste covering Trump's constant lies, crimes, treasons, and rapes.
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its bizarre watching this happen again after Hillary's emails
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What the rest of us would call a brain fart.
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I tried to make the case for him having a brain fart at the debate but I was diagnosed with dementia. Apparently, being before a live national audience with media eagerly hoping you’ll fail while debating a blathering ignoramus is something the average Bluesky user breezes through without a hiccup.
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I have ADHD so brain farts are a way of life for me. Before the debate someone should have given him a lozenge and a drink of water if they knew he sounded hoarse.
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I have brain farts when I get frustrated and stressed. I want someone to be Biden’s Frustration Translator and do a voice over on the debate. I think he spent most of his effort to stop from dropping the f-bomb during the debate.
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Lolol forreals. I’m sure he wanted to go OFF on Trump.
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All we heard was “Medicaid.” What we didn’t hear was, “I can’t believe people for him. Ungrateful motherfuckers. Look at this list of all the things I’ve done… Infrastructure… Record low unemployment… Student loan forgiveness… Medicaid… Cheap insulin… I bet lard ass shoots that shit himself.”