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Sir the Ambassador from the rat delegation is here, a Sensei of some kind? He has four turtles as his bodyguards. I’m not sure what’s going on. Quark screamed “ROM! PIZZA!!” and dashed down the Promenade.
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One of them called me "Dude" in a highly disrespectful manner.
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I did this once and he made me run, like six kazillion laps, and I'm all like, dude, as if...
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You still haven't finished! Get going!
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Gowron, like, totally chill out, like dude! Do you like, want to like, kill Alf or like, something?
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No, no, if he was trying to kill Alf then he'd be ordering Alf to report for level four dodgeball class. That's the one with landmines and spike-covered dodgeballs delivered via launchers.
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Oooooooh. This is just the "make him run till he is 90% dead."
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I keep threatening to eat Alf, does that help?
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No, because ALF knows it's an idle threat. Like I haven't heard that one from a cornered cat before.
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I have a suggestion.
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IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER IT'S THE THRILL... Dammit, Coach, he's running the wrong way.
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I think it’s the opposite…? It seems to be some sort of gender neutral term, even though it’s an ancient gendered word? And yet it doesn’t designate rank. Fascinating. And they called Quark a “rude dude” so apparently there are levels of “dude-ness”?
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*taps his ear* I think my universal translator is broken I have no idea what that translates too
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Perhaps you can ask their assistant, the lady in the yellow jumpsuit.
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We are all dudes on this blessed day.