Stella: Dating app bios are so funny now. It’s like “ENM/poly/partnered (we date separately) kinky ⛓️ witchy and switchy 🔮😈 1312 ACAB no TERFs no SWERFs 🙅🏼‍♀️fuck the police BLM black trans lives matter 🏳️‍⚧️no Zionists / free Palestine 🍉🇵🇸 I’m looking to do raw anal”

Dating app bios are so funny now. It’s like “ENM/poly/partnered (we date separately) kinky ⛓️ witchy and switchy 🔮😈 1312 ACAB no TERFs no SWERFs 🙅🏼‍♀️fuck the police BLM black trans lives matter 🏳️‍⚧️no Zionists / free Palestine 🍉🇵🇸 I’m looking to do raw anal”

my favorite are the simple "im 🇮🇹 so you know what that means! 😜" and nothing else

loud

Likes hand stuff

it's fuckin ROUGH out there

Ba-dum Tish!

oh god dammit

They got your ass!

understatement

Every story I ever hear from anyone on a dating app makes me grateful I’m already married

Crivens yes.

I should call her

It's either that or the "I like food and travel, make me laugh :) " girls

I swear there used to be Normal people, but clearly they're not on the apps I am 😔

Just read this to the family

you forgot "let's talk about our current alternative web series!" 😅

back in my day you could say that you're "a grad student investigating the economics of unlimited breadsticks" and get a single match

And that's just my wife!

Well, you need something to talk about when your paramour is slathering Bepanthen cream on your poor, battered Botty.

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