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Branson Reese πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

@bransonreese.bsky.social

"Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined"
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Prisoner who is no big deal: you're not stuck in here with me, I'm stuck in here with you
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The term "switch" originated with straight guys who can do either Tom or Mark parts at karaoke
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starting to worry noel’s follies in recruiting a fool’s player may indeed go unpunished. once again some people are allowed to act above the law
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Joe Biden has passed away at the age of 130 following an altercation with a sentence.
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(Yakko Warner Hello Nurse voice) Good-BYYYYYE, horses!
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The specificity of β€œwrong basket, Shrim” is what makes Swan Boy great. Every character is someone real, with their real neuroses.
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I'm pretty sure I once said I would listen to a whole podcast that was just Branson naming and describing characters, and today we move one step closer to that reality.
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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all
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Glad I can prepare my son for @bransonreese.bsky.social’s whole deal by exposing him to historical precedent
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Finding out that they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night: well that's a shame but at least his house is okay
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Read this for the ??? time & truly hope the Phillies don’t give up Axe Weekend As a casual baseball enjoyer more keen on observing fans than getting good & mathy about the game, Axe Weekend would have been lost on me had I not just attended a game on Princess Day, about which I will now not shut up