Havocmantis, Luminary Matriarch 🍳

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I'm gay and I guess I'm here to post about The Decemberists a normal amount, among other things. I'm a transsexual lesbian btw🔞MDNI🔞
29 y/o
avi by @pianta_ on twitter
Twitch.tv/lachesis_vtuber

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miasma would be a lovely name for a girl

I could probably become a top 20 Vtuber if I rebranded as an old pervert office lady who is trying to get into touhou games and vaguely refers to recognizing all the characters from hentai doujins

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Thank you so much for the artshare 💜! Here is some of my recent art, most of which is from Zenless Zone Zero 😊.

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art that implies something spicy is happening just out of frame is so much more powerful than porn im sorry that just breaks my brain

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hello i am pringles man. please stop calling me a journalist i am but a lowly film editor. my thoughts are actually even less valuable than u presupposed

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it would be cool if we learned that magic existed because at some campaign rally someone conjured up a bow of light out of their chest and did an assassination with a light arrow

Do mainstream journalists think that trannies want them here? Bro you work at the tranny dehumanizing factory. You are part of an enemy faction.

I don't know who you are, but yeah, get out of here. Maybe if all you freaks fuck off I won't have to deal with this stupid fucking discourse every goddamn day. No one is going to miss you, whatever reason you think you have for staying is all in your head

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A spicy dragon girl 👀

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pedocon theory is just fuckin true. if guys want that much power and impunity, that's what they're inevitably gonna use it for. this has not changed in a zillion years of history.

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Fun Fact: the Crystalline Entity was originally called "Brad's Entity"

is crystal pepsi made by the crystalline entity

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兄妹🦈

Mr Beast is going to become president in a landslide and get piloted around by fascists like Ratatouille because he has no beliefs of his own

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you want me to come over? yeah, im down. Quick question though do you have any cheddar jalapeño cheetos? no? could you maybe pick some up? no? ok im actually not feeling well so I'll have to take a rain check

Me after having sex one time: the bitch fucker has logged on 😏

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I dunno what I'd do without this community! So to celebrate our fuzzy furry friends a new #YCH #ychcommission "SAVED" any build / gender / species. Max 10 being offered.

The ending of Danganronpa V3 is good as hell, actually. Fuck the fans, fuck canon, the only thing that's real is how you feel. I understand not liking it, but I really do think you gotta hand it to em for ending the series in the funniest way possible

Despite everything, it's a videogame-themed #weebwednesday once again! Give me your videogame related hot takes - no racist shit, no inflammatory shit, let's do this!

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Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

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I feel like I was born into a world with a tech mod when I'd probably fare better with a magic mod

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Does JD Vance's rise signify the development of a genuinely pro-worker conservatism? Before you answer, keep in mind that this has never happened in human history and is literally impossible.

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white mages are white before they're mages

Pitching a no hitter (going one day without getting high)

This is the motherfucker Colin Meloy was singing Burial Ground to btw

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Q: what’s green and ghastly A: a ghast

Love to know that something is too good to be true and then still get bitter when it's gone

L is short for Lachesis btw

Why are all the songs in The Barbie Album weirdly abridged compared to their film versions. I wanna hear the full song!

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If the NYT was regularly running OpEds on why we have to many immigrants, or too many safety regulations, or any other right wing talking point, I do not think there would be as much confusion as to what their owners are hoping to accomplish.

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trans people deserve to fucking take up space