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babe, i'm not cheating ON you i'm cheating WITH you
d this is flying too close to the sun
(the kevin smith tweet, you know the one)
omg Micah i have no idea what you're talking about i'm new to the internet 😭
i think @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online said today is 10 years
GUYS I'M SERIOUS WAHT IS IT
type "kevin smith tweet pwn" into google
I am not bringing the screenshot here out of consideration for everyone
it's one of the most memorable tweets of all time for a reason
note that I cannot bring myself to use "best" but it is certainly memorable
omg I get so excited every time someone discovers this for the first time
some things you have to find n your own D
guess it's 5 more years till a re-tweet?
Oh, to have been blessed to go the last ten years blissfully unaware of that tweet. Save yourself and search no further!
15, so 25th anniversary for the Smiths 👏 👏 👏
This is the first thing I thought of
When your side thing forgets they are a side thing
Things said to me by the guy I was with in 2014
followed by: "babe are you oxygen? cuz you would immediately react to my polycule upon contact"
babe: "i'm sequestered over here in this magnetic containment field we call marriage. turn it off. let's gooooooo"
til the ethical slut has a fusion chapter
this extended dialogue is brought to you by SNRIs
Oh, so you like piña coladas?
now go sit in the cuck chair and cry
