Matt the Buff Joker (Middle Aged)

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Matt the Buff Joker (Middle Aged)

@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online

President of Blue Sky

Communism, dad jokes and nu metal.

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has anyone photoshopped papa john in a mr beast-style thumbnail with the title "I ATE 40 PIZZAS IN 30 DAYS"
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Gm, Sunday morning
Sexually Suggestive
Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service
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Anyone watched the new Beverly Hills Cop? ACAB and all but I just watched the trailer and it looks right up my alley.
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has anyone photoshopped papa john in a mr beast-style thumbnail with the title "I ATE 40 PIZZAS IN 30 DAYS"
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me: c'mon dog, time to clean out your eye boogers dog: ooh! can I eat them? me: .. dog: .. me: when did you learn to talk
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This is the editorial view of the guy who controls which posts get shown on Vichy Twitter and which get buried. Insane that journalists continue to use it as a source of information and contribute to its legitimacy
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In case you’re curious where the Biden medical emergency rumors started…
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We need a President who vapes
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"We don't have an algorithm" they say
An app that doesn’t let you send dms when you’ve been drinking would save lives
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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i really hate doing this but i've had 2 months in a row with essentially zero income, and im gonna be fucked later this month so i'm gonna leave my ko-fi if anyone has a few dollars to spare while im looking for work. thank you ko-fi.com/mrcannoli
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People only know who this dummy is because he spent the entire Trump presidency posting videos of Trump doing shit
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Also Randy Quaid has been trapped inside a men's room stall for the last five years
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You couldn’t make Independence Day today. Because Robert Loggia died almost a decade ago.
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Yeah, I took the bus as a kid 😎
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Firecracker is what my company does when we lay off all the white people
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Happy birthday America. I hope it’s your last, bitch
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Cancelling the biggest account on BlueSky for attention. Sorry, Weird Al…
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Happy birthday America. I hope it’s your last, bitch
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Kamala Harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: “And if you're gonna quit, I don't give a shit. What the fuck, I'm a Mack truck. Are you gonna give up like a bitch, Or JUMP THE FUCK UP?”
kamala harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: "I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a dope Beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos that claimed that he was OGT, back from '92, from the first EP."
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Me trying to buy more than two (2) briskets before the storm hits
lol Texas