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branding steaks is something incredibly embarrassing transplants to texas who move there thinking it's conservative disney world do
This is a real thing and there's a nonzero chance we're gonna find out Elon told someone they could either be branded or get fired in one of the many memoirs that will be written about his reign
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Imagine thinking you're hot shit for grilling a fucking steak lol
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In no way am I saying it’s worth the money, it would still be stupid, but I kind of like the idea of branding steaks to make it easier to tell who gets what. If it’s a hot day and I’ve had a beer or two it would make it easier to remember which steak is getting cooked medium well or whatever.
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Unless there are only 2 ppl i wouldn't work. It's a single brand that doesn't change, they all get it or they don't. Worked at a steakhouse in college, they put little wooden tags (basically fancy flat toothpicks) in the steaks for the different requests.
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Oh I’m talking like, multiple brands. It’s stupid it’s not a real idea lol. But I understand the urge to brand a steak even though I understand it’s nonsense.