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Cinder (it/its)

@dollcinder.bsky.social

(its/it) Autistic, Aromantic

One of the strange things, living among you, watching, studying, waiting

18+ Minors DNI
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I really could write a book about how to write intros on dating sites and how like most people are writing them bad, but then I also know that knowledge would just be exploited by the worst type of guy
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YOU. DIG. Giant robots! I. DIG. Giant robots! WE. DIG. Giant robots! CHICKS. DIG. Giant robots!
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Society is ready for a reboot of megas xlr
The inside out characters inside my head
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All I’ve ever learned here is too many of you have too much of your mental and emotional well being invested in this place
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Unpopular fact: Most people who claim to want a viable 3rd party aren’t willing to put in any of the work at the local level to actually build a viable 3rd party from the grassroots up. Voting for a random presidential candidate once every four years isn’t going to do anything.
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Hotness is also just the result of effort+time, you’re only functionally limited by how disciplined you are about hair/skin/nails/clothes or whatever metric you believe is key to making you hot
if the main thing stopping you from transitioning is a fear you won’t be hot: i’m sorry, but that is literally just gender dysphoria. it gets much better once you start treating it, i promise. 🏳️‍⚧️❤️🏳️‍⚧️
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only tipping 18% on takeout but letting the delivery guy get a huge eyeful of cleavage because i was to lazy to put a shirt on over this lewd ass sports bra
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Getting a little stable of c suite daddies so I can ride out the civil war in a penthouse someplace
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Notable contributions from the CSA include “I bet I can hit that hockey puck like really high into the air eh?”
I had a buddy who did some stuff with the canadian space agency and sometimes he’d bring around pieces of a shape memory alloy and we’d get stoned and bend the wire and then heat it with our lighters and it would magically straighten itself back out. Anyway we could totally have self-folding laundry
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I kinda like the rolling sound of fireworks spread across the city
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Really if you’re in the 5-7in range a dickpic is unnecessary, there’s nothing there I haven’t seen before, and in fact might be working against you because of a number of other factors like poor body hair management
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Guys I’m begging you to stop pushing down the fat part of your pubic area to gain another half inch or so I’m only interested in the usable part of the dick not the theoretical parts
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My little zoomer dyke cousin dressed like a default character from a tony hawk pro skater game
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At the age where a buff 23 year old telling me they wanna fuck the shit out of me is charming again
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Texting my British friend who lives here “happy you guys lost the war day”
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Yea I support abstinence only education The education:
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Leftists go one election cycle without jerking off to some fantasy of Bernie sanders challenge level impossible
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It’s important to have one painfully obvious thirst trap on dating apps so you can just screen out any guy who likes that one
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Finding my perfect man by asking all the hot dads what temperature the thermostat should be at like Prince Charming trying a glass slipper on all the girls in the kingdom
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Nah hot dads are the shit. I see a man with biceps jogging pushing a stroller? SWOON.
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I hate that I have a thing for hot dads now desperately need a himbo before it gets locked in as my new type
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God what is it with me and guys 10 years older than me it’s like a sickness
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Getting high at the bukkake call it glazed and confused
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*Attaching a sounding rod to a dewalt atomic max 20v brushless impact driver* Hey baby can you come here I wanna try something
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More mythical stuff needs to be forged in the heart of a dying star, that shit goes hard as fuck you know it’s serious when they bust that sword out
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Man Phillip K Dicks seminal work “Humanity will always invent the torture nexus” really prescient to this day
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BUwUhood of Steel
Brotherhood of steel but they’ve got metal cat ears welded onto their suits
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the whole ‘actually, killing the villain makes us just as bad as him’ trope had done incomprehensible damage to society and i’m not kidding
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Ok compromise time, Biden drops out and grows a mustache and then runs as Boe Jiden