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He/Him, I am on the computer, on the posting sites.
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I would say I’m braindead but my brain has definitely crossed the rainbow bridge.
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been clicking links on this absolutely fucked darkweb site for 2 hours now,,,,,, www.weather.gov
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Learning ap math off this porta potty wall
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BIG BOAT STUCK! BIG BOAT STUCK! BIIIGGG BBBOOOAAAATTT SSSTTTUUUCCKKK!!!!!
Beim Verlassen des Wangerooger Hafens hat sich ein Küstenmotorschiff auf einer Sandbank festgefahren. Für Urlauber hat die Havarie Folgen: Wohl bis zum Hochwasser am Nachmittag fahren keine Fähren.
Wangerooge: Küstenmotorschiff auf Sandbank festgefahren – Fährverkehr gestopptwww.spiegel.de Beim Verlassen des Wangerooger Hafens hat sich ein Küstenmotorschiff auf einer Sandbank festgefahren. Für Urlauber hat die Havarie Folgen: Wohl bis zum Hochwasser am Nachmittag fahren keine Fähren.
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Word on the street is ahead stop
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haha the sky is gay! long live gay sky
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If they wanna sell previously one-time-purchase things as services, like Adobe, they should have to sell previously service things as one-time-purchases. I pay like $1000 one time and I have unlocked "Electricity" for the rest of my life.
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there is silly bullshit everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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this is how posters see the world posts are everywhere
DOOF TRAM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 15,1966
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nuclear power is good.
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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
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Snood is the best name for a game because its the worst name for a game
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alarm clock app but instead of a snooze button it has a Snood button and you have to play some Snood if you wanna go back to sleep
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bsky feature request list 1. videos 2. group dm ... 99999. mastodon users able to yell at us on this site for not correctly tagging a photo with visible teeth as "CW: Teeth"
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I created this website 😀
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Doritos truck so desaturated by the sun they just look like regular tortilla chips
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TO CLARIFY: I got my "Appeal to Heaven" ass tattoo because of a dispute with my mailman. It has nothing to do with politics. Thank you.
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Come Babou, we have work to do
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reddit added upvotes you can pay for, which is, as far as i can tell, for people who have a special app they can use to watch the gas station pump television channel at home
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I feel like I haven't heard Splatoon called 'Splatter Platoon' nearly enough.