A video game where you force an elderly parent to take better care of themselves and they fight you for the right to fade away in a gross cloud of depression.
Woof.
I think the par time for keeping dad alive after mom died was about six months. We managed 16. Nothing to be proud of but it could have been a lot worse
I WOULD WIN. Actually, I might come in 2nd to my sister. But I would definitely get 1st place if there are extra points for getting yelled at (I am the most favorite target).