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Maia🏳️‍⚧️

@doonethingforme.bsky.social

PDX/36
She/they
♏☀️♏🌙🥦🌄🎶🎵
Autistic, trans

converting to Judaism, not Zionism. Hope is a mitzvah.

سچ کی راہ پہ چلا کرو
دکھ نہ کسی کو دیا کرو
جو دنیا کا مالک ہے
.نام اسی کا لیا کرو
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Yeah, I suspect this phrasing is bc they're LARPing as classically educated
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"disgusted by the artificiality of the other birds plumage, he insists on being introduced simply as "the cock"
Clocky trans pheasant seeking asylum as farm animals debate belief in heroism lol
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This is everything
Rock-a-doodle seemed trans to me and I'm not sure why bc I haven't seen it since I was 8 Also apparently Chanticleer was a play?
Chantecler (play) - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
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Clocky trans pheasant seeking asylum as farm animals debate belief in heroism lol
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I kind of want to fight people who act like a PhD uniquely qualifies you for a living wage and that devoting yourself full time to studying your favorite thing is somehow harder work than trying to survive on a minimum wage job you hate in which no one respects you
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There needs to be a dervish emoji
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I'm obsessed
My coworker got a personal desktop-sized Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man and I'm losing my mind
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My coworker got a personal desktop-sized Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man and I'm losing my mind
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Pollen confirmed as my mortal enemy
There is a chunk of pollen the size of my goddamn shoe in my driveway
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There is a chunk of pollen the size of my goddamn shoe in my driveway
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The good news is that even though it's 101, it only feels like 101
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Vampire adjacent smut which worked for me circa 2003 but which was probably highly problematic: I'm on team ghostfucker I guess
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You ever stare into the mirror waiting to experience either dysphoria or euphoria and arrive at the conclusion "yep that's a human face"?
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Epic, all I have is this:
Mugposting! A coworker made this for me once. I never knew if it was for my birthday or departure because I got laid off right at my birthday lol. I don't look like this anymore by a long shot but pulling out a mug with my own face on it in ZOOM meetings was a hilarious power move and I miss it
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Concerning car maintenance and the discovery that the man who brought a U-Haul to your house yesterday has previously unrevealed masc-coded skills
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Brb taking a shit on this man's front lawn
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I love that the first thing under the title of the wiki article for "self-actualization" is "not to be confused with" [term Jung actually used], which does not mean the same thing and is in fact an ongoing lifelong dialectic which can never be "achieved" We get it Brianna, you peaked in high school
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Ok whoops they didn't quite passive-voice Rowling so I should distinguish between quotation marks and you've-gotta-be-kidding-me marks, but I don't have the energy to read this whole thing lol
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Counterpoint: this book mentions that hospice care also tends to prolong life and had some statistics to back it up. Some people rally better for chocolate chip cookies and live music than really aggressive 2nd/3rd/Nth round treatment (obviously your point is also still very valid)
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Really anywhere in the brown area is fine but my neighborhood is not a place for creatures which habitually scream repeatedly with every sunrise lol