Rev. Dr. Big Honkin Jugs

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Rev. Dr. Big Honkin Jugs

@drbhjugs.bsky.social

Not an actual doctor.
Ask J.K. Simmons if he thinks I’m cute.
🇮🇪🤝🇵🇸 from the river to the sea
Nb they/them
I won’t follow back without a vibe check! Fool me once, shame on you etc
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Give until gone and do not release. Maybe a bit of spicy chicken.
tag yourselves
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clown head worm string free to good home ROI only
Damn I fucked up this little clown guy and I already painted his face so I just tied it on a string with some worms😔 cursed
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Damn I fucked up this little clown guy and I already painted his face so I just tied it on a string with some worms😔 cursed
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Speaking of which
Anti-genocide protesters arrested in London it seems. Happy to live in a city where you can peacefully protest against genocide without ending up in jail.
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One time that fucker came tearing out when I was taking pancakes for a walk and he was growling and pancakes said “BORK?🥺💔” while laying down between me and daniel (who was half the size of her head, let’s be honest!) and his owner, who previously didn’t care who he terrorised, heard “🔫😡BORK!” /
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SUDDENLY the couple come rushing out about to give out to ME but a) my dog was the size of a pony, b) my dog was CLEARLY terrified of daniel, and c) MY DOG WAS ON A LEASH 😎🆒
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There’s this dog in my neighbourhood who has a bark that sounds exactly like a coughing fit version of my kid crying and this dog LOVES to bark all fuckin night so I’m constantly on edge even though both kids are fast asleep haha!!
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Pretty sure it’s the yorkie named Daniel in the posh fuckers house
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excellent I’ll get right on that
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no that’s Gus’, I’ll make u a different clown babby
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do u want a soft clown woim or a cursed terracotta head clown woim?
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no that’s a papillon not a longhair chihuahua they look really similar but papillons have a slightly longer body and their ears are more butterfly shaped (hence the name). Likewise, the miniature pincher is not a chihuahua, they have more chill (lol) you see the groupings for show dogs are divided i
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Can’t believe it cuts out before empire of dirt
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if u follow me on insta I have been laughing for like ten minutes at that song choice
I’ve been having ptsd and also excruciating pain HOWEVER wait til i show you this weird thing i made
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Might send it to my sister? I don’t think anyone would appreciate him, really. Maybe he can hold something in the curiosity cabinet. Seems intimidated by the chili dog and that’s kinda pitiful tbh. Some Ol’ Gil! energy
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I’ve been having ptsd and also excruciating pain HOWEVER wait til i show you this weird thing i made
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it is but sometimes it gets so bad that I start scheming about how to fashion a yurt with yard waste lol
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wtf i thought u were literally kirby unfollowing immediately !!!!!
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[two months after election] we regret to inform you that the president has hoarded all the pickles in a disused fallout bunker and is refusing to come out
if elected president i will ensure every family a home and every home a fridge specifically for pickles installed in what i call “the presidents barn”; a small shed adjoining the house. It is through these pickle pull ups where i will reach The People
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ty sam i don’t know u really but i like when u interact with my posts yeah baby love da mets!!
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the left can incite a little a violence, as a treat
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we were all thinking it!!!!! Leave Kyle alone!!!!
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It’s the week before my period and I’ve got pmdd AND im not even eating carbs wow im basically like superman