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"But why then has nobody sailed off the ed--" "CONTEMPT OF COURT!" *gavel pounds*
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Don't tempt them. Today's satire becomes tomorrow's reality in Murica.
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There's spoz to be turtles. I was promised lots of them, in fact. It was said that t—— [signal lost]
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I’m listening 👁️
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'Earth Descending' amirite? ... I'll think of a better one.
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"Satan hiked up by the ages on all fossils by millions of years" - Alito, Roberts, Gorush, Kavanaugh, Comey Barrett, McBribeme
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"Only the courts are competent to ponder the True Nature of the Crystal Spheres"
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They must know the solution to the Hubble constant.
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SCOTUS is going to get the short end of this when their healthcare becomes unregulated.