this is just to say
i have blocked
the man
who was
self-victimizing
and who
was probably
unaware
he was centering himself
forgive me
my desire to block is
so sweet
and so cold
no, both because some men are actually quite lovely, and also because i usually wait until they make themselves my problem (or act up in a way to which i am an unwilling witness)
Excuse me I'm just gonna center myself in this conversation real quick and make it about me, give me a moment to find a key word in the above skeets to misinterpret and mansplain
If I block you I want you to feel it in your bones. I want it to make you get a nosebleed right as I block you and you have to pull over. I hope my block becomes a little shadow that follows you around, nipping at your heels, always there, waiting. I hope it's the last thing you see before you die.
That's a lot more poetic than me with a little squeaky hammer which is more or less what I was picturing when I talked about "god power", I'm pretty sure.
(I'm picturing it as the hammer equivalent of that teeeeeny little gun in the first men in black movie that blows a whole in the world and knocks will smith half a block back when he shoots it 🤣🤣)