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this is just to say i have blocked the man who was self-victimizing and who was probably unaware he was centering himself forgive me my desire to block is so sweet and so cold
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does this mean you’ve blocked all men?
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no, both because some men are actually quite lovely, and also because i usually wait until they make themselves my problem (or act up in a way to which i am an unwilling witness)
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Excuse me I'm just gonna center myself in this conversation real quick and make it about me, give me a moment to find a key word in the above skeets to misinterpret and mansplain
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“#notallmen” is right there, tyler
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😮‍💨😞 *goes to where tall men are allowed, hands in pockets, to sad hulk music*
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tyler, you are SMOL, come back!
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poor smol tyler
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lol i know, i was just goofing. you did describe quite a few though.
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i know you were goofing, i’m just SO earnest sometimes
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i read what appeared to be poetry & thought we were being artistic; i need to start confusing the r with the u.
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A very important thing to be
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i was just goofin! some men are not only tolerable but absolutely lovable & wonderful! 🫶
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I just saw this got RTed by Rabbi Ruttenberg. This means all your writings are now talmudic, sorry, I don't make the rules (wasn't RTed)
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dang, i hadn’t noticed, and i AM proud. 😌
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I found some old Twitter posts recently where I called blocking my "god power". I thought that was nice.
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I skeeted this as a quote of one of the antediluvian bluesky sex pest's skeets that said "um if you block me it's nuffin pewrsonwal 👉👈🥺"
If I block you I want you to feel it in your bones. I want it to make you get a nosebleed right as I block you and you have to pull over. I hope my block becomes a little shadow that follows you around, nipping at your heels, always there, waiting. I hope it's the last thing you see before you die.
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That's a lot more poetic than me with a little squeaky hammer which is more or less what I was picturing when I talked about "god power", I'm pretty sure.
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Little squeaky hammer OF MIGHTY THUNDER (beep beep)
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(I'm picturing it as the hammer equivalent of that teeeeeny little gun in the first men in black movie that blows a whole in the world and knocks will smith half a block back when he shoots it 🤣🤣)
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I aspire to be like this :3
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There was a bot on Twitter that always RT’d variations on this poem. Wonder if they’re here now.
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