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If you were visited by 3 ghosts on Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?If you were visited by 3 ghosts on Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be? Goddammit Elon I have been on this platform for literally 5 minutes, and already this 😂 I wanted to make sure you were properly welcomed! I was just about to say "Elon hasn't quite solved the Geraldo thing yet," but he's certainly doing his best. I don’t think he would call it a “problem”! One man’s problem is another man’s challenge. I like to think I met that challenge when I sent you a book with that photo tucked inside @sarahweinman.bsky.social still brings this up in polite company. I blame you for manifesting this He probably sensed I was on the way over There's a Chrome extension that searches for your 🐦 people. It will take a lot to erase that dadbod Look, you were supposed to leave that shit at the DOOR. Goddammit you menace never change 
