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Imagining a billionaire coming up to me at a party to yell at me about male kink like the girl and her boyfriend in that one meme
Sorry wouldn’t normally put her on the timeline but this might be the most insane thing j k rowlings ever written
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Shorter JK Rowling: I started yelling at a man at a party, and he seemed uncomfortable. He must not care about lesbians.
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Truly the one and only time that I don't support making a straight man uncomfortable at a party
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I'm now picturing Cecily Strong's Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation With as a bestselling author, and.....that tracks.
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*mumbles* "Please stop talking to me you absolute nutter..."
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I still can't imagine going off like that to anyone I know and not earning an emergency psych intervention. Rightly so.
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“I cannot overstate how little he wanted to talk about this” YOU DON’T SAY
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IKR? I cannot overstate how much I would have faked a brain bleed at the first needle drop on penised lesbians. "Oh, can anyone else smell burning toast?" *death drop*
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Don’t you get the feeling she really thought she had something with “penised lesbians”? I wonder if she tried out different phrases: “be-penised” “penis’d"
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"Penis bestowed lesbians" didn't test very well at holiday parties.
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Jane! That mental picture is NEVER coming out, no matter how hot the wash.
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Damn that's a lot of words for "I'm a stupid cunt", Joanne. Anyways girldick is more loved than she will ever be so 💅
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About the only thing I'd want to do less than sit around discussing my friends' kinks with them is to sit around discussing my friends' kinks with JKR.
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JK’s reasoning: Some men rape > some men wear dresses > some people who wear dresses rape > some people who wear dresses are trans > all trans people rape. More convoluted than her books.
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if i was at a party with jk rowling i also would not want to talk to her
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Can’t imagine why he had a visibly uncomfortable reaction to hearing her aggressively bring up “penised lesbians” out of nowhere. If videos I’ve seen of transphobes “confronting” people they see as degenerate are anything to go by it was incoherent and probably talking over him when he responded
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What is her problem? All this stuff is SO IMPORTANT to her. Poor guy at the party just tryinta have a good time, may as well have struck up a convo with the guy shouting at his voices on the street…🤷🏼‍♀️