Ennui Doofen: It's perfectly normal to look at your kind beautiful successful childhood friends and think "I hope you stub your toe so much a disorder gets named after you"

It's perfectly normal to look at your kind beautiful successful childhood friends and think "I hope you stub your toe so much a disorder gets named after you"

A childhood friend of mine is quite successful and I find myself thinking, "Oh, he's a real grown-up." And then I kind of feel sorry for him.

Yeah I don't wanna wear the stupid clothes, I'm comfy

A friend once suggested I read a book on how to have better meetings. I took it out if the library, looked at it, and said, "I do not want to read this." And returned it.

The way to have better meetings is to know this meeting just needs to be an email, and tell the meeting organizer to email you the details.

This meeting could have been a fistfight in the parking lot.

Could have been worth visiting then. If there were bets 🤔

Fuck these neuroscientists im hanging with Jessie who works at dollar tree

Ahahhahaahaha

2027: Oh no, you’ve developed Carly Toe!

That bitch

There is no cure. 🥳

You have over 3K followers - I have 28. You are not my childhood friend but you are clearly successful tho

Oh this doesn't have anything to do with success, I promise. I've just been here awhile and never shut up ♥️ Please don't wish a stubbed toe disorder on me

All these years.....I've wondered what std was short for. TY and TIA wherever she may be

🤣

I do not wish one on you!!!

Morrissey - We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successfulwww.youtube.com Music video by Morrissey performing We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful.

Damn, she got that Jenny Jam

Jenny with the perfect hair uggh

Right, and her ugg boots and lack of rhythm

Can't stand it

Wait, why do they get a disorder named after them? Bitches

I'm not admitting I'm disor

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