Sarah Orsborn

Profile banner

Sarah Orsborn

@erniebufflo.bsky.social

she/her. professional 🦪 shucker. twin mom. AR to CO transplant. obsessed w my dogs Pablo & PepperAnne, books, skincare, food, cocktails. 🩷💜💙
Avatar
Why is this streaming show giving me ads for a car dealership in Columbus, when I’m in Denver.
Avatar
I accidentally bought grapes WITH SEEDS. A tragedy.
Reposted byAvatar Sarah Orsborn
Avatar
This misogynist, racist, homophobic creep is still hired to do commentary on USWNT games.
Mediocre soccer player. Garbage soccer commentator. Trash politics. One of the worst people in sports.
Avatar
Omg stop kicking me to Discover Bluesky!!! I want to stay on my Following feed!
Avatar
I truly wish I cared about anything the way this woman at our financial advisor's office will not stop hounding me about filling out a change of address form for our investment account. Like, I can still receive mail at the old house and I pay absolutely zero attention to this account, plz chill.
Reposted byAvatar Sarah Orsborn
Avatar
hey look it's possible for a political party to cast out a convicted felon
Reposted byAvatar Sarah Orsborn
Avatar
This seems like a grim natural experiment to show that access to mental health services isn't going to neutralize access to guns when it comes to controlling violence
Jesus, both of Thomas Matthew Crooks' parents are licensed professional counselors. "The AR-15 rifle Crooks used was one of more than a dozen registered to and legally purchased by his father, with whom he often went to the shooting range, officials said." www.wsj.com/us-news/myst...
Avatar
Sorry, I don't think I know how to spell Snuffleupagus. Doing the best I can here.
Avatar
could we get a jurassic park that is just full of Snufflepugus?
A complete genome has been extracted from a 52,000-year-old woolly mammoth, which may help efforts to resurrect the species www.newscientist.com/article/2439...
Reposted byAvatar Sarah Orsborn
Avatar
this is just my personal opinion and you may disagree with me. but i would also be cautious about ascribing too much meaning behind being blocked by someone with a lot of followers who gets a lot of replies all the time. or being blocked by anyone at all!
Avatar
Truly fascinated by the next door neighbor's lawn obsession. I thought lawn dads didn't spawn until like, age 50, but this man is in his 40s and is constantly out there obsessing over his lawn. Currently hand watering spots that I guess his much-fussed-over sprinklers aren't covering well enough?
Avatar
Was annoyed that I had to wake up and immediately deal with the shower glass designer guy but he was a refreshing change of pace compared to other men I have dealt with in this reno: oh, you wanna trap a bunch of steam so you can scald yourself and also you like a minimal look? YES QUEEN.
Avatar
Watching Who’s Afraid of a Cheap Pld House with the pups. Very happy we are to a point where everyone can peacefully coexist on the bed most of the time, and if Pepper gets territorial, she gets kicked out to her bed on the floor.
Avatar
Started my skincare tween on Differin and she is having a very hard time with the “you must stick to a very bare bones skincare routine otherwise for the next month” part of my protocol.
Avatar
Ok if y’all wanna chime in, the weird hole is sprinkler system access and will have a door. I wanna figure out some storage in the gap next to it that doesn’t impede access. Shower is eventually getting glassed in. Shelves or cabinet up top? Cart or basket underneath? Need to store towels for sure.
Thankful I can hyperfixate on finding the perfect bathroom storage solutions instead of spiraling about the election right now.
Avatar
She loves that we have a glass storm door she can look out. (I have to keep it closed in the heat of the day but try to open it in the mornings and evenings for her.)
Avatar
I know my kids are mine: they put Maldon on their dulce de leche ice cream.
Avatar
Claire and I are starting the new season of The Great Food Truck Race and 2/8 teams are doing Southern/Carribbean fusion.
Avatar
Avatar
The food on boards trend has gone too far. And I thought “butter boards” (a paid op by the dairy industry) was as gross as it could get.
This is fucking stupid.
Avatar
Thankful I can hyperfixate on finding the perfect bathroom storage solutions instead of spiraling about the election right now.
Avatar
OK, I unmuted the candidates' names after the assassination attempt and I think it's time to bring that mute back.
Reposted byAvatar Sarah Orsborn
Avatar
not really sure that choosing the authoritarian oaf for vice-president really does much to distance the campaign from project 2025’s “government by authoritarian oaf” vision
Avatar
I apologize for saying Mayor Pete lacked experience. He had miles more than JD Vance does at this point.
Way down the list of "nothing matters anymore" new reality things, but still: a freshman who's been in the Senate all of a year and a half and never held any other office and only run in one election in his life would have been, in the before times, unthinkably inexperienced for a VP candidate.
Reposted byAvatar Sarah Orsborn
Avatar
This is what AOC and Bernie get for sticking by Biden, and we can debate the policy, but this is a super-tangible win for the left side of the Democratic Party
Avatar
Not sure I'd pick the running mate whose last name made our portmanteau "Trance"
Avatar
OK, I stewed a bit and then we talked and now the plan is that we will not be doing the in-laws family gathering ("I should not have said yes without consulting Sarah, she was already planning something for our anniversary that day") and we will go out w the kids because they also deserve a treat.
Reposted byAvatar Sarah Orsborn
Avatar
Begging the media to stop covering the VP announcement like it’s a fucking episode of The Bachelor
Avatar
Nevermind, apparently she did check with Jon first, and he was like "sure!" He reasons that our actual anniversary is the next day. Monday. When all the good restaurants are closed. There's "didn't plan for our anniversary" and then there's "forces wife to go to extended family gathering instead"
Really beginning to be annoyed with the way my SIL just announces family gatherings in a group chat and then everyone else always says yes, and I'm here like...that's the one guaranteed day off I have close to my wedding anniversary, ayfkm?
Avatar
Really beginning to be annoyed with the way my SIL just announces family gatherings in a group chat and then everyone else always says yes, and I'm here like...that's the one guaranteed day off I have close to my wedding anniversary, ayfkm?