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Jonathan Swift's short lived advice column.
Back when I was a teenager, I didn't need some fancy lessons about how to consume babies. Kids these days, etc.
most teens seem to prefer pizza in my experience 🤷🏻♀️
That’s why you need the advice! (Also why the Kanamits went with “To Serve Man” rather than “To Serve Babies”.)
This "Modest Proposal" reboot is very strange.
they said what they said.
For sale: baby shoes, perfectly cooked
(They're leftovers from my teen's dinner, for some reason he never touches the shoes, my god feeding babies to teens is so hard, wish I could find advice online)
The advice is ‘don’t’. It’s a 0.1kb download.
The evergreen from Lynne Truss 😆
Advice’s needed? I mean, I didn’t think teenagers were exactly picky eaters…
Sometimes they'll happily eat baby food.
Well they're newborn, so the anti-abortionists won't be upset. 🤦
Or maybe serious nutritionists and economists need to do better in distinguishing their writings from those of Jonathan Swift.
Ah. Like the old “if the baby won’t drink the milk, boil it.”
Been hanging onto this pic I took exactly 1 year ago for a moment like this:
The apostrophe it burnnsssss usssss
I know. It’s terrible.
Should be ‘…feeding teens to newborns.’
I mean, how else are newborns supposed to get strong and healthy
Once again, Silicon Valley insists on apps and screens between teens and eating children
I’m expecting a baby juicero to be released any moment now.
You can get the same results by hand.
Squeeze the baby puree packets with my hands? What am I Hercules?
Somebody wants some baby back baby back baby back ribs REAL BAD 😳
Attribution would be nice next time 🙏
bsky.app/profile/mehr... Here's one for the ambiguous sentence collection
"advice on feeding newborns to teens"
If I’d had it, I’d have attributed the original. It was found elsewhere with no source cited.
looks like somebody played with the contrast too haha, funny how images bounce around the internet
(it's from the children's ward of Waitakere Hospital in Auckland NZ)
"I hate Tommy's guts!"
"Just eat the vegetables."
An editor? or a police investigation?
Currently, feeding a newborn to a teen is cheaper than feeding pizza to a teen.
3 to 5 newborns a week is sufficient for most teens
With proper carving, can last well into the following week
Got teach cannibalism when they are young or they never will adopt it.
I remember during some growth spurts eating everything in sight...
No no..let them cook (literally)
Was this Google's AI recommendations again?
Teens eat anyting and everything.
BRB pitching to Blumhouse
To this day, my teen still won't touch them.
