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Add "udm=14" to the end of a Google search url to search without AI.
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OK, here's mine.
By @nytimes.com, I only paid for the cooking part of the site and while I'll miss Melissa Clark, you're a threat to democracy.
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Make some noise for the Chicago Cicadas! Much like our other sports teams, I was told they would be much more dominant this year.
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Hey, ten years later and @amberchicago.bsky.social likes how it's worked out for her. #GoldenRetrieverBoySummer
Idk how that man rizzed me, a goth, into a beach date today but here we are
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Godforbid penguins have their little snacks
Important penguin news
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spock tuah is that anything?
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It's a common mistake to assume this is a political map when it is, in fact, the reach of Arsenal Football Club. #COYG #LondonIsRed
You’ve all seen this but I’m still marvelling at it. No Tory seats in Central London and environs. One Independent (Corbyn) several Lib Dem in South West, the rest Labour.
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This would fix me...and you...and literally everyone else.
Something else I just learned we can do that we won't is all Federal Agencies are immune from local building codes, so the USPS could build multi use high density apt buildings for low income ppl as long as there's a post office on the property
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i’ll tell you what, man, if biden manages to survive and win another term, i hope he and his aides remember that it was mostly the ancient centrists — not the progressives and not the younger dems — who came behind up him with the knives, and that he responds in kind.
notably, “trying to assemble” and “has assembled” are two extremely different things and if he were able to do the latter, his ratshit ass wouldn’t be leaking the former.
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chile relleno with rice and beans is the perfect meal, but in a way i guess it's kind of nice that there are also other kinds of meals
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The real Alf hog was inside all of us all along.
hey, Alf hog is always here when you need it
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Me, a former helicopter crew chief: Nothing. Me: Not bothering anyone. Fast rope insertion depicted in the 2011 film Battle: Los Angeles: Does every single thing wrong including the UH-1 flying away with the ropes still dangling from their mounts. Me:
I think one of the greatest joys in life is saving your hater points for tv dramas and unleashing them while consuming substances
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That Heritage Foundation statement threatening a violent revolution against the left = that moment in a movie in which the forces of evil loudly announce their evil plans. except in real life, unlike in a movie, most normal people don’t even realize this has *happened* (which is our job).
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The Heritage Foundation “don’t make us kill you, Democrats” statement may mark one of those moments people will read about in 100 years (hopefully!) and think to themselves “why didn’t they freak out when they heard the extremists say that?” (Sadly, it’s just not how humans work most of the time)
That Heritage Foundation statement threatening a violent revolution against the left = that moment in a movie in which the forces of evil loudly announce their evil plans. except in real life, unlike in a movie, most normal people don’t even realize this has *happened* (which is our job).
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Kathy Hochul bravely defending the rights of New Jersey drivers to kill New Yorkers under their irresponsibly huge trucks for FREE because why come to the city and drink and then take the PATH home when you could just murder people
do we think this guy from New Jersey would have driven his pickup truck to Manhattan to get drunk had there been a $15 congestion pricing fee in place?
NYPD: NJ man charged with drunk driving after 3 killed in July 4th LES crashgothamist.com Responding officers say they smelled alcohol on the driver
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oh CROCKpots
“Several RFK Jr staffers fear the electromagnetic radiation from microwave ovens, complicating a volunteer potluck. (People were advised to bring crockpots.)” 😂 www.wsj.com/politics/ele...
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I think this would be made more interesting if the outgoing PM had to wrestle the king as part of the resignation.
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Oh. That's how Noah did it.
Inside you are two wolves. Inside each wolf are two bobcats. Inside each bobcat are two raccoons. Inside each raccoon are two possums possum. Inside each possum are two mice. Inside each mouse are two beetles. You've got too many animals in you, this is a legit medical issue
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Again for the folks in the back: UNDER CURRENT PRECEDENT, IF A JUDGE SAYS YOUR ART IS PORN, YOU ARE NOW A PORNOGRAPHER.
An under-noticed aspect of Project 2025: criminalizing porn. www.tiktok.com/t/ZPREC29gH/
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Mark Twain hated the Fourth of July. He was often invited to speak at Independence Day festivities. His audiences assumed that his reliably unpatriotic remarks were tongue-in-cheek jests. But he meant that shit. 1/9
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