50 years ago today, the Cleveland Indians hosted the Texas Rangers on Ten-Cent Beer Night. After the game was stopped due to drunken rioting, the Rangers were declared winners via forfeit.
Marty McFly: I traveled back to 2004 in this Cybertruck
Doc Brown: What happened to it?
MM: No they're all like that
…
DB: What's 2024 like?
MM: You know Clippy?
DB: The paperclip?
MM: Everything has one now
DB: They made them useful?
MM: No they lie now
…
DB: You need my help to go back?
MM: Back?
I WOULD LIKE EVERY APP TO STOP INTRODUCING ME TO ITS NEW AI PET / FEATURE / COMPANION
NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO USE YOUR AI I JUST WANT TO KEEP WORKING KTHXBAI
Given the very specific circumstances, I'd either check to see if I'm on drugs or if the baby is on drugs and if the latter find out where I could get some because clearly those are some gooooood drugs.
1st: Pink Floyd
Last: Explosions in the Sky
Best: Concrete Blonde
Worst: The Pogues (Shane was too drunk to sing as fast as the band played)
Loudest: New Order
Most: They Might Be Giants
Wishlist: Talking Heads