Do not put me in a starter pack, I am an intermediate to advanced breed and require an experienced handler and constant exercise, lest I get bored and draw hogs on all your furniture
As I understand the way Starter Packs are supposed to work, they always sprinkle in a few especially big cards that throw a bit of a wrench into the gears. It's a way to sell more packs.
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Exceptional the kind of post that ages like fine wine and becomes even less understandable by normies even as people become aware of all Internet traditions
