Faine Greenwood: Holy American Empire territory does strike me as a likely outcome

Holy American Empire territory does strike me as a likely outcome

I think we’re going to see true chaos. The states will now diverge even more wildly on a host of matters. The supremes will start invoking the interstate commerce clause with wild abandon. That will encourage yet more balkanization. Someone said we’re heading towards Holy Roman Empire territory. Yup

I'm from the Electorate of the Fifth Circuit, well, technically its an ecclesiastical principate under the Elector's authority held in trust and stewarded by the Great Folks at John Eagle Honda

Lmao Trump is gonna create a ranked order of nobility and hand out Jarldoms and Duchys

*-Dealerships and Resorts

Dentist offices and professionals business services too

DDS is now a hereditary suffix lol

Omfg

When do his grandkids start marrying their cousins?

I can't possibly understand the Holy Roman Empire, tis too complex and overlapping! Not to do a quick check on how zoning regulations happen in my neighborhood, which I'm sure will be a simple affair

The Holy American Empire will neither be holy nor an empire, discuss amongst yourselves.

eventually maybe we just rename the Circuits to Districts....

district courts are already a thing tho

I was thinking Hunger Games

Every can of beans is going to have a 9 foot long product label. This product is known to the state of California to cause cancer. This product is known to the state of Florida to be too woke. This product is known to the state of Texas to not adhere to the ten commandments.

They can have state by state fold-out sections. Texas can have the Ten Commandments. Massachusetts will have one saying not to read the Texas page.

Amazon already blocks X from being shipped to Y states for reasons like the above. X and Y will go exponential. And we’re not even talking about distribution centers in states that aren’t allowed to buy X. Nor the trucking companies who now have to question what they haul and what route.

This product is known to make you covet your neighboring state.

We need to find all the Habsburgs living in America and keep an eye on them

Jfc I think there's one in Texas. Keep them away from Elon at all costs.

I want to be wrong about this, but I think we've just started a timer on a major nuclear plant disaster. There are some states that will just refuse to decommission their aging reactors because "I ain't gonna let the gubmint tell me what to do!"

When does the military split?

Didn't that already start under Trump?

(Am I the only one who mentally adds to any occurrence of "Space Force"?)

you are not, my partner and I cannot pronounce Space Force normally with it making it sound like we’re saying the term in an action movie

*Tim Curry doing a bad Russian accent * “ssssspaaaese forrrce”

Dun-dun-DUN!

Same. Must be said as a loud gravelly utterance.

I call it Space Farce.

I've been plotting to be the Warlord of the Ohio River Valley since childhood and none will rob me of my prize now that I'm so close.

See now THIS is what 2A is about: warfare between US states.

I have a friend who argues that the fall of the American Empire will be by our own balkanization and not by any type of warfare. (As a Californian, I'm here for that!)

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