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Wisconsin's Final Dad

@finaldad.bsky.social

Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin

Also an engineer

He/him
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Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path
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Elect me president and this will be necessary before any gun purchase
me after 1 bad shift at work: so i’m going to buy a gun but first im gonna smoke weed
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Looking at these wings until they don't give me salmonella
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No more discourse. Only dueling to the death
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Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of wings spicy enough to kill me
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more like in de penis day
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w/o downloading new pics what’s it like dating you?
without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
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Corporate organization that has a VP and Senior VP but no President
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Not enough people acknowledge how many times I beat Death in Battleship
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Personally suing people who don't call me, "America's Most Special Boy"
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It's just me, you and the three hour queue to get on a FF14 server
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we need a fat president, we need a guy who gets stuck in tubs, we need taft 2
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Living out in the country sounds real romantic until it takes two hours to get a grocery store with more than one variety of fruit
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Had to visualize this intrusive thought
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"Can't do that in a small town" says local idiot after hearing about livable wages
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Okay, which one of you lives in my state?
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Actually managed to get a picture of the whole crew
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The reason I'm never horny online is because I have sex with my wife at least once a week Like and subscribe for more pro tips
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You can't even play Blitzball anymore because of Woke
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Me at the family reunion:
I could beat most if you up, but I don’t.