Wisconsin's Final Dad

Probably stumbling across this outside when I explicitly said that it should be stored inside so it would be protected from the rain. The tooling wasn't rusted before being "protected". Just a microcosm of everything wrong

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Do you want a burger, brat or cheeseburger? Or all in one?

Please remember to answer truthfully to the polls. It's very important to have your opinion heard

Publicly posting about my wife again

How big my shit feels like compared to how big it actually is

I don't make this mistake because I'm built different

if you see this post something yellow

Me during the first five minutes of work:

And who says the Legislative is slow?

Now this is how you get people interested in a job!

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haus of contrition🔒

Check out this perfect boy

This is how I actually look

This bad boy

if you could take one piece of technology that fell out of favor and bring it back, what would it be?

Can't wait to be charged for 20 Grapapples that I didn't have

Making these plants bisexual. Please don't interrupt