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Wisconsin's Final Dad

@finaldad.bsky.social

Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin

Also an engineer

He/him
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People who say, "Don't wrestle the pig" seem to forget that shooting the pig is way more efficient
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It was the shadowban that finally got him
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And The Great War was already 70 years ago
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People think of Green Bay and think Packers. But this is the true Green Bay I know
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This place is on a main drag too. When I worked a call center job I drove past it everyday
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Once had a roommate just pour his piss bottles out his window onto the porch roof. We didn't discover this until a "pisscicle" formed next to our front door after a thawing-freezing cycle
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The only people who fell for Bush post 9/11 was the Democrats
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Alright boyos, this is how you actually assassinate a president but first make sure to like and subscribe!
You should absolutely be tweeting every joke that pops into your head right now. Overwhelm the FBI and Secret Service. This is how we win.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 13,1955
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You know it wasn't me because I would have added more explosions
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That would hit the spot right now
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A big reason I had to leave Milwaukee was because I couldn't get a job in Milwaukee. I lived in a known majority black neighborhood (N19th street near North Ave) and I couldn't even get a phone interview. Had to take a job that was far enough away that they didn't know Milwaukee well enough.
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A rare phone interview I did have said, "There must be a typo because your resume says you live on N19th. You must mean S19th." S19th is in a white/Hispanic neighborhood though historically white. When I said there wasn't a typo, things got icy and they never called back
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Thin crust but somehow puffy crust on the outside rim
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Had free pizza during lunch today. Wasn't even the cheap stuff. It was above average expensive. It had more vegetables than meat
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i don't need to post good anymore i just need to fill the trough
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This heat is so bad that it makes me want to commit crimes
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Make chicken noodle soup but substitute all the ingredients with celery
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If I touched an Oscar, is that worth at least a handy?
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About 50% of murders go unsolved in America; therefore, there's a non-zero chance I'm the one who committed every American murder. I'm sorry, but your nanna had it coming
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This burrito has exploded in a fit of rage
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I killed god ten times and he still didn't drop what I needed!!!!
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For the Americans in the audience, this the equivalent of eating 3 out of 8 hot dogs you bought