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More pictures of French Nazis crying please it is healing my maladies

The New York Times politics desk today denied allegations that it is in fact three Wall Street Journal opinion columnists in a trench coat, but said it would not be willing to remove its trench coat to prove it

Twitter was such an incredible website. People would try to do callout posts about you for saying it was kinda sus when somebody from Argentina had a German last name. It produced levels of poster brain we may never see again

Cohost is the posters retirement home, Bluesky is the retired posters rec softball league, and mastodon is a Tumblr theme park

today's TikTok comment section find: a bunch of guys who think DEI is the reason a construction project in Rhode Island didn't get any bids. Conservatives are literally just stupid man idk what else to say

Lmao the DUP lost nearly half their seats, truly get fucked

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For this run we're going to be exploiting the "First Past The Post" mechanic by splitting the Conservative vote, this does have the problem that it would enable the rise of fascism in the 2029 edition but thankfully we don't have to worry about that in this playthrough

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Hi welcome to Summer Games Done Quick, tonight we're going for Labour majority any %

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"Independence from Britain" is the world's most celebrated holiday.

"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me

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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.

Reports: Brazil police have indicted Jair Bolsonaro for money laundering and criminal association

Congratulations to the UK on finally getting around to installing that Tory delete mod

good thing the nuclear codes stop existing after 8pm

Man, idk if this is going to work out www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/p...

FF14 discourse right now is convincing me some people actually need worse self esteem

ok sry but we need to just openly call people who say "the Democrats and Republicans are basically the same" anti-queer and anti-abortion. Insufficiently protecting queer & reproductive rights is *not* basically the same as purging queer people from public life & outlawing abortion & contraception

Nobody has any clue what will actually happen in the election, people really need to stop posting authoritatively-worded takes about what they think will happen when it's all just guesses

Anyway congratulations to RBG on her incredible judicial legacy lmfao A+

Can't wait to see the originalists of the Supreme Court rule that actually Harris can't be president because clearly the founders never intended for a [racial slur] to hold office

Just got a TikTok ad for an anti-woke safety razor lmfao imagine being such a rube that kind of shit works on you

I think we should have a bluesky-wide betting pool on how exactly the New York State Democratic Party will manage to fuck the entire country with their incompetence *this* time Not "whether" because like, who tf would bet *against* those dipshits fucking the entire country with their incompetence?

idk why I just remembered this, but

Ok I'm sorry but there's a word for this kind of thinking, and it's not a nice word. You're not supposed to only oppose fascists when you're confident you'll win

Damn, imagine what it would be like to have a president who "feels empowered to violate criminal law". What would that be like?

Absolutely wild that the court accuses the dissent of "fearmongering" with "extreme hypotheticals" when the actual basis for the indictment is a coup attempt that led to an attack on the capitol

Joe, you have the opportunity to do the very funniest thing. Do it, Joe.

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look i'll be clear, I will be voting, and encouraging everyone I know to do the same, against donald trump and the end of democracy in this country in november. I do not care if that means i'm voting for a man who is literally dead.

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i don't mean to alarm anyone, but i think...FF14 is good again?? Dawntrail fuckin slaps, we're so back

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That “Black jobs” seems to be the main thing from the debate to go actually viral on social media should give certain columnists some pause about their pulse on the campaign.

Black Americans demand to know what ‘Black jobs’ are after Trump debate commentwww.wate.com Black Americans are demanding to know what “Black jobs” are after former President Trump used the phrase in Thursday’s debate with President Biden in Atlanta. In response to the first 2…

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if you werent here in the early days of bluesky you missed some really funny stuff. a bunch of people got psyched out of their minds on having 1000 followers for the first time and tried to cancel dril

Shadow of the Erdtree (2024), a DLC about failing to beat the allegations

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