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Alison

@fingerpost.bsky.social

I write about the Franklin Expedition and other parts of history heavy on the “doomed” and “ill-fated” side of things. I also have a sideline in petting cats in Victorian cemeteries.

MD-ANT. NUJ member.

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I have managed to subvert this today by closing all news/social media tabs at 7am and writing a new article.
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It's a big day for the #FranklinSearch thirst community (me): Captain William Penny was born #OTD in 1809! William Parker Snow speaks for everyone (me) when he described meeting Penny in 1850: "...the very man after my own heart: the one that would have exactly suited me"
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If there were an epidemic of crossbow killings it would make sense, but what we have is an epidemic of men killing women and one has unusually done so with a crossbow. It’s focusing on the wrong problem.
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My peach* has been tattooed incorrectly. Ceci n’est pas un canard. *not a euphemism.
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This isn’t a graveyard. It’s a Sapphire and Steel episode that never got filmed.
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Just think. If the men of the 1850-51 #FranklinSearch expedition had been a little less uptight, our maps could have been blessed with Cape Boobies.
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Another event involving ambassadors and still no Ferrero Rocher pyramid.
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Thinking of that time in 1851 when a #FranklinExpedition search expedition set out across Cornwallis Island bearing a flag with a slice of pepperoni pizza on it.
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It's far too easy to play "Spot the Simon Jenkins Article" these days.
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Big round of applause for booking dot com, currently offering me a garage "none suitable for living" as a possible hotel option near Heathrow.
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I learned this the hard way when I moved to Switzerland. My shutters come down at the end of May and don't get opened again until mid-September.
Common misconception in the U.K. If you want to keep a room cool, don’t open the curtains and windows in hot weather - keep it all closed.
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Anyway, RIP to a real one. Joss Whedon hated him, which is how you know Donald Sutherland was doing something right.
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No, it’s absolutely true that I’ll work for booze.
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Once you start letting bad people define and box in femininity and womanhood and who is "allowed" to be a woman do you think they're ever going to stop?
In light of the Labour manifesto: Trans rights _are_ women's rights. I don't mean that in a "Trans Rights Are Human Rights" way, I mean that anti-trans policies are inevitably harmful to all women (as women), and, conversely, that trans-positive norms are a proximal boon to women.
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And yet I still went Full Sylvester McCoy. They can fix it in post?
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Dazzle doesn't try and hide anything. Oh my gosh no. If you think this ship is capable of hiding anywhere than a field of massive zebras - and most charts suggest they're pretty rare in mid-atlantic - then you need to think again.
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Today, as I was leaving work, this little cat consented to be bribed, petted and worshipped.
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This is the best thing ever written in connection with an Arctic expedition - Mary L of Gosport telling Captain John Ross in 1829 that no, her husband will NOT be joining his crew.
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For people who worry that San Pellegrino is a little on the effete side.
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Woke up with the intro section of my next article fully formed in my head. Not sure how, given that I dreamed I had to rescue The Sadies from a horde of zombie accountants marauding through Inverness.
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You can't even discover the North-West Passage these days because of Croke(r Mountains).
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The sheer joy of asking a cemetery professional if they can dig something up for me, and then finding out that this involved literal digging.
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Terrible game to play on a Monday morning: What’s That Virus! Noro or Corona? I guess I’ll find out tomorrow 🤢🤒😭
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Happy Pride Month!
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