Freelander

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Crapulous ultracrepidarian. Commie adjacent. Rascally asiatic. Old dog. Chino Loco. I hate raisins. Beer. Cigarettes. Masochism. Crab gang 🦀 *freelander.bsky.social reminds you to review your terms of service and accepts no liability for damages to prope

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If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it

I started recording my runs on January 29th. Since then I have run over 800 kilometers equally split on road and trail.

Rescued an rc plane some fellows crashed into a tree in my back yard. Fucking shaking from adrenaline. It was pretty high up there. I had to nope out and get a harness on. Them fellows were lucky they picked my tree to get stuck in.

Mmm. Forbidden parmesan.

'Listen here, you little shit'

I made 04:00:14 at the Toronto Marathon today. Every step past 35.4km was a personal best.

Choose your fighter.

Found on my run today.

@chieflotsahair.bsky.social @wyattswickedgoods.com

Fucking crushing it after I had an injury about two weeks ago. I run a marathon in two weeks. Doing another half marathon tomorrow.

How am I doing???

*sigh*

Obligatory eclipse photo

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Sean Chadwick

It's pretty monstrous. It's not nearly as quick and hasn't the pickup of my electric rigs but the fucking noise is makes and it's sheer mass and size makes it the most fun to drive.. it goes anywhere.

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Freelander

I ate a foot long hot dog with sauerkraut and mustard and crushed a PBR at 24km of my 35.4km race last Sunday. Best beer I ever had.

You shall not pass until you show off your lock screen.

You’re not allowed to go on with your day without showing off your Lock Screen

I went to a show.

So my Strava nemesis has reemerged with the nicer weather and he tried my hill this week. He fell short of claiming the crown by 3 seconds but I felt I had to answer. Today I shattered the old record by 13 seconds. TAKE THAT, RYAN TICE.

This is the future the left wants:

Very Important announcement for anyone with an unconventional hairstyle, a beard, and/or tattoos www.facebook.com/100064452893...

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chieflotsahair

It was awesome! Monday was that great super soreness! I ran a half on technical trails in the rain the day before:

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Freelander

I rejected that and made my Sunday afternoon sound like this: youtu.be/2-V8kYT1pvE?...

My phone has spent waaay too much time monitoring my behaviour. I went for a run and the GPS map it made is like a perfect picture of my brain.

Can check

If you see this I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you are using with no explanation. psa: alt text is fun.

if you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you were using without explanation

What 'the cloud,' 'search history' and 'cookies' actually looks like.