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This subhed is savage, but the cattiness is perhaps undermined by the decision to send it out as a push alert.
Cracked me up:
The cop who pulled him over didn't know who he was. “He didn’t recognize him or his name,” added an insider. A second source adds, “Justin said under his breath, ‘This is going to ruin the tour.’ The cop replied, ‘What tour?’ Justin said, ‘The world tour.'”
I believe his last two albums are what have ruined the tour
Oh, man...
Cry me a river.
"And why were you speeding?"
"Only got four minutes to save the world."
Using that line whenever I get in trouble “This is going to ruin the tour”.
Actually laughed out loud
If this were not real it would need to be retroactively written into "Popstar".
But what does this mean for the Trolls motion picture franchise?
This opens up the possibility that the cop said "Cry me a river" and wasn't even trying to make a joke.
Friends posted the pic of him in cuffs, and I was like "who's that?"
Lived in Sag Harbor—just love he was done like anyone else there. It was very much a thing to avoid making it onto the police blotter for DUI.
