Cracked me up:
The cop who pulled him over didn't know who he was. “He didn’t recognize him or his name,” added an insider. A second source adds, “Justin said under his breath, ‘This is going to ruin the tour.’ The cop replied, ‘What tour?’ Justin said, ‘The world tour.'”
One of my favorite weird two-degree stories is that I dated a guy who spent two days partying with Justin Timberlake in Miami Beach in a kind of quasi “Hangover” situation. Illegal substances were involved, bottle service, ladies, a trek home with no shoes.
I am not saying the J-Timb partook in anything. Just that it was apparently debauched in a sadly cliche way. (Not sad in the moment but the boyfriend loved telling this story and eventually that made me sad.)
Drunken driving is a scourge on LI East End. Worked with a woman who lost her only child to drunk driver. Glad Timberlake was treated just like any other. It was very much a thing to avoid appearing in the police blotter—several town papers Sag Harbor Express, East Hampton Star, 27East.