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I live for the applause / I only live to be born again / Beware: I live

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Same God that gets pitchers out of tough innings

Sarah Huckabee Sanders told the convention God intervened to save Trump from an assassin. I guess God just didn't care for that guy who was killed.

They never really ever topped "shorter than the lifespan of a Big Mac on Air Force One" back in the 1996 RNC

Our next record is a dedication to Bobby Menendez youtu.be/_6-YiFKVqoA

La Lupe Se Acaboyoutu.be

"Rape...it's in the Bible!" "Those moneychangers were actually okay!" and "Jesus didn't get a fair trial either!"

JD in JD Vance is short for Just Dig, the first level in Lemmings

memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Gagh

This is fucking stupid.

Gaghmemory-alpha.fandom.com Gagh was a Klingon delicacy made from serpent worms. Although most Klingons preferred to consume it alive, it could also be served stewed or cold. (ENT: "Sleeping Dogs") Live gagh required a supply of...

George HW Bush, 1992: the economy sux but I have this great plan to fix it after the election

This is called extortion.

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“Someone shot me so it’s time to move on from the rape I did” is incredible

NEW TONE

If your college roommate dies you automatically get As that semester, so similarly if you get shot at, all your criminal cases get dismissed

When you're a star, they let you do it, it being abscond classified documents and get Americans killed

If you ever find yourself tired, ask your doctor if Sleep is right for you

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Counterpoint: it is though.

*cough cough cough* en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yitzhak...

Yitzhak Rabin - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

Listen. Listen. Locke says, revolution is not only a right, but sometimes an obligation.

She notarized the letter which no one had signed yet. Is there a notary jail. She didn't even have a log book and she didn't look at my license!!!

Thinking about the Double Dragon R-E-A-C-H a lot lately

If you're bad at games you should be thrown off of Twitch

Wait did the guy running against Hitler say ß as B instead of ss is that how it happened

2 Corinthians? In this economy??

I invented heart hands in 1998 in Washington DC nobody did it before me

The "right thing" involves a cheese grater, a time machine, and a 6 pack of Michelob Ultra

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So long, kid. Thanks.

Chuck Turd

You think you can buy this physique? No, it took years of getting up early, getting on a bus to the docks, bringing crates from one warehouse to another using a forklift, and getting paid 100 yen per crate.

Dino doctor Charlie Weeler Ross was sprung but Joey tried to feel her

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Bibi is pretty clearly now actively working to prevent a hostage/ceasefire deal. The man is a deranged lunatic who belongs in jail. www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog-jul...

Netanyahu issues list of Israeli demands as hostage-truce talks slated to restartwww.timesofisrael.com IDF major killed fighting in Rafah * Thousands rally nationwide demanding hostage release deal * Soldier and two civilians -- including US citizen -- wounded in Hezbollah attack

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TRUMP: I am going to drop daisy-cutter bombs on Seattle just cuz BIDEN: I'll have the Bob Salad — ha, COBB Salad, whoops. NYT: Biden's Gaffe Sends Shockwaves Through Democratic Party; Trump Pledges Infrastructure Changes to Northwest

what are we doing here? he accidentally said million instead of billion and then immediately knew it and corrected himself. he didn’t “flub a line” and then “make an effort to correct himself,” he did the speaking equivalent of a typo that you know you’ve made and instantly correct

Did anyone ever solve the mystery of Liddle and why there's an apostrophe on the end and is this a Hee Haw reference