Floating in lotus position

Floating in lotus position

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Most people speak using things like their head and walk using things like their feet. Here at Floating in lotus position we are trying things a little different

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I mean, I get it. Once you've taken paradise permanently off the table by committing the moral sin of divorce, why not follow the fatalistic, libertine political path of, say, Aleister Crowley? To quote Sam Kinison, "If you're going to miss heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!"

In my early 20s I went barefoot for an entire summer. It was a blast, and also, in retrospect, one of the most unhinged things I ever did

Went to a 00s Indie Pop dance show with lots of "Youngsters," which made me start doing math in my head. "So this would be like, if I was in college, and there was an early 90s grunge show. That would be dope! But now the Indie Pop DJ is playing Nirvana, which would be the equivalent of Zeppelin..."

not the moon hitting MY asses eye like a big pizza pie 🙈

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Stories like this - as heartbreaking as they are - are why Mary Divine is one of our true journalism treasures: www.twincities.com/2024/07/12/r...

Obituary: Homeless man in Vadnais Heights believed ‘love is bearing one another’s burdens’www.twincities.com Rob Deck was found dead by suicide at a self-storage facility, family members said.

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dickhead store comic

Noodling on the role of pulp adventure stories and the colonial mind, probably a smarter person has already laid all this out better in a “real book”

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JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole… ELAINE: That's it? A mole?? JERRY: A ten can't have a mole! GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole… [Maya Angelou enters, applause] MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.

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Popcorn is the only movie snack where they've really got you by the balls. Yeah let me just discreetly sneak in some hot buttery fluffy popcorn. Get real. You just gotta pay them for it

Vital investigation by the Post on this. Getting @wedgelive.bsky.social to admit “It’s not really about the cats” ON RECORD is a real masks-off moment

About a dozen people showed up for the impromptu cat tour, led by John Edwards, who organizes the yearly event, seven years ago. Over a two-mile walk, the group stopped to see some 20 cats peeking through their windows. Now, hundreds of people attend.

Minneapolis cat tour started as joke, now draws hundreds of admirerswapo.st “I love to do weird, goofy stuff like this,” said John Edwards, who organizes the yearly event.

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RIP Robert Towne, this is still one of the most chilling summaries of the nature of greed I’ve ever encountered in fiction

Excited to have this song on obsessive repeat. Been a good long while since the last one www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9Wx...

Red Wine Supernovawww.youtube.com YouTube video by Chappell Roan - Topic

that feel when your mom wont sign your library affidavit >>>>

This is one of the most dystopian signs I've ever seen. Republicans are quickly turning this country into an unrecognizable freakshow.

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"This plan would allow Loring Park and the Minneapolis Sculpture Garden to connect more seamlessly, making it feel like one grand park instead of two separate ones." streets.mn/2024/07/02/w...

What’s Next if the Twin Cities Boulevard Gets Built?streets.mn Proposals to replace I-94 with an at-grade boulevard need to consider a regional perspective, and the ways in which the interstate system dehumanizes urban areas.

Can you imagine having social media on the one week when Mussolini was captured (Wednesday), executed (Friday), and Hitler killed himself (Sunday). Glorious

i can offer no guidance for what we have to do to fix all of this, but i do enjoy reading the wikipedia article about how mussolini got strung up like a hog en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...

Death of Benito Mussolini - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

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just watched it again, great every time

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einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter: (1) your haters are trash (2) you’re a baller, a true queen (3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️

today years old when i learned “yucatán” is mayan for “i don’t understand what you’re saying”

RIP to the dude from Crazytown, thank you for dropping “Butterfly” within probably one week of when I first heard of female orgasms. Sealed in harmony forever

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I wrote about my definition of urbanism, what makes the urban model coherent and successful, the choice between efficiency and exclusion, and the foundational values of cities. alex-schieferdecker.squarespace.com/blog/2024/6/...

Urbanism and its Alternatives — Pocket Trackalex-schieferdecker.squarespace.com

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Today in there’s nothing new under the sun: In 1903 a white hotel worker became a right wing celebrity for being fired after refusing to make booker t washington’s bed because he was black and a bunch of people around the country raised thousands of dollars on her behalf

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The central joke in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a race of dipshits building a planet-sized computer to answer the question of "life, the universe, and everything" and then a million years later it says the answer is 42, and somehow that has taken on a William Gibson level of prescience

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Where are the best places for recent college graduates to live? A study ranked 100 U.S. cities on their suitability for post-grads based on economic, social and employment opportunities. Here are the best and worst options. nyti.ms/4cxUe1n

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He went so hard.

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Me restraining my cat while accepting my pizza delivery.

Getting some questions about the bill so thought I’d share a little more info

While everyone’ watching the bill get signed, the True Wolf is already looking off at the horizon… planning the next move…

showed this to the grungler and he agrees

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While everyone’ watching the bill get signed, the True Wolf is already looking off at the horizon… planning the next move…

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Traffic camera discourse rules, the counter argument is entirely “people should be allowed to break laws if they are driving.”

Happens over and over again. Everything we’re told won’t work or is unfair to drivers works and is totally fair to drivers.