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"Quick! Think Rishi, think! What do the poors eat?! Aha..!"
Huh?!
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I mean it's caviar sandwiches moistened with the tears of rejected benefits claimants but still, sarnies, right?
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Why am I now picturing Rishi Sunak in the place of Ed Miliband in that infamous bacon sarnie pic?
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Served with a side of chips (on the shoulder).
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I wonder if the servant he gets to make them for him spits in them before or after spreading the butter?
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It was invented by an actual Earl, so it's not even a working class origin story.
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Crusts off, cut into triangles. The sandwiches, not the people in need.
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My favorite carbon-based bioenergy source is plant matter, along with a portion of sea creature flesh cut from its bones and seasoned with liquids squeezed from a plant's reproductive sacs. I am an Earth human, like yourself. See, watch me extract oxygen from the air to fuel my metabolism!
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None of them even have the wit to make it a particular sarnie either. I mean, a BLT or a good old egg and cress and he might have swung it. But "my favourite food is sandwiches" doesn't sound like something a human would even say.
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Didn’t he previously say his favourite fast food was Pret. I for one welcome a politician willing to stay consistent to such a boring premise.
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"My favourite sandwich is from, um. Argos?"
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Trying to secure the Paddington Bear vote I see
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No, you misunderstood. When he says he's a big sandwich person, he means he's a foot long.
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Even if I was the world's biggest sandwich fan I think I'd want more than "likes sandwiches" from a PM.
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How is this not a headline from The Onion???
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To be fair there are people who eat sandwiches as a meal and then there are people who eat sandwiches as a lifestyle, but Sunak is clearly not living that sandwich life
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make it a bacon sandwich in covent garden...
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"Best of all, the more bread you have..."
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He's the Joey Tribbiani of politics!
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But only Mexican sandwiches, right?
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That worked so well for Ed Miliband...
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hey man, what KIND of sandwich? 📝⁉️
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If it's a Reuben sandwich I might agree with him. However...