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Tara - Sheamie Stan Account @theblueststar.bsky.social · 3 days

Huh?!

“Am I out of touch? No, my favourite meal is sandwiches.”

“He’s just like me!”

So relatable omg!

Mitt Romney Hot Dogs Energy

but also ignoring that a previous Labour leader lost an election by being monstered by the press for eating a bacon sandwich weirdly

Did not know that! Or only vaguely! But yes, eating a corn dog non-salaciously is our summertime electioneering baptism by fire for politicians. No one can pull it off. Also, I love a bacon Sammie! How did they make it seem bad?

www.lastsandwich.com/articles/cul...

Flashback: Bacon Sandwich Destroys Ed Milibandwww.lastsandwich.com Remember when the Bacon Sandwich destroyed Ed Miliband's Political Career in 2014 and 2015? The bacon sandwich has a sort of cultural icon status in Britain as the food of the busy working classes. So...

BLT; Billionaire? Less Taxes!

He's just like a real person!

Just like these cunts

FUCK OFF DISHFACE! Sorry. Pavlovian response

Hahahaha. I preferred Ham Faced Pig Fucker

Hahaha proper laughing at Hameron. I’d forgotten that

❤️

So much cringe . Awful . Him dishing out the McDonald's breakfasts ? I couldn't watch

He'll be going into a pub next

"Rishi Sunak likes Big Sandwiches"

You could say "He likes big baps and he cannot lie..."

Please don't encourage him to rap in a last gasp attempt.

If Rishi rapped:

Morris Minor & The Majors - Stutter Rap (No Sleep Till Bedtime) 1987youtu.be Morris Minor & The Majors - Stutter Rap (No Sleep Till Bedtime) 1987Bedtime, boys!Oh mom!Now hey there people, won't you lend an ear?'Cause I've a story to t...

You say this, but "something must be wrong with your VOCAL! TECH! NIQUE! When the 12 inch mix goes on for for a WEEK!" has lived rent free in my head for 30 odd years.

I somehow fear it would be worse. Much worse.

Who doesn't? *Wait, what? Ed.

The condemned man ate a low calorie meal.

It's worse than that, he didn't even specify the sandwich filling. He just likes the concept of sandwiches maybe?

This is what struck me - his complete inability to be relatable. If he said BLT or whatever I would have believed him, but this answer somehow makes him seem like he's never actually eaten a sandwich.

Well, that's changed my voting intentions.

Like, I know that "our leaders are secretly alien monsters" is a terrible conspiracy theory, but when they say "vote for me I also enjoy sandwiches" I get where that came from

I am like you, I enjoy edible organic matter disposed as a pile. I also listen to human music... I mean music

oh yeah rishi if you love sandwiches so much then name three

"I'm very normal! I love to eat at *checks notes* Gergs.

Tick tock motherfucker Less than 48 hours till he’s unemployed

So happy I've got Friday off 🙌🏻

Bit annoyed that I’ve got a work event in Friday. Ok it’s the annual all-company Summer social where we meet for a presentation (so there’s been “work” and it can be claimed back as such) then go day-drinking, but still means I can’t stay up till 3 to laugh at JRM losing his seat

Also lest we forget the role of sandwiches in election campaigns

God I hope. God I hope.

Lying to the last. Whatever else he says, he's demonstrably cannot be considered 'big'

Man never ate a sandwich in his life.

That’s the most rich person trying to be relatable thing I’ve ever heard

He is having imported wagu and endangered Kiwi egg croque monsieur and you cannot tell me otherwise

i don't known if trying to appeal to @swordsjew.bsky.social is a winning strategy for a UK politician

Next headline: "In last minute appeal to regular people, Sunak reveals that he took a shit this morning."

I don't doubt he's a big sandwich person, he seems like a real pita.

I hate sandwiches

Just one question: how does he pay for them? I bet he looks awkward at the till trying to do contactless for his meal deal ...

He has a lackey for that.

As is tradition

BIG REVEAL

OMG I can't wait for this to be over.

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